Friday, February 10, 2006

Your reports

Can you ALL people please stop asking me to trace who is the last user, the last LAst user, the last LAst LAST user of the machine which you have accidentally left your mobile phone, thumb drive, purse etc eTc EtC ETC behind?

Do you NOT know that all these login information are sacred and confidential?

Do you NOT aware that all of us here are bound by the privacy policy?

If I provide you the information without the top man’s approval, I’ll be condemned to hell and never see the daylight again.

To you all brain hemorrhaged farktards with shrunken penises and pencil dots tits, I might print out the report for you 564739762693366 years later if I’m still around.

Even with the machine logins report, it doesn’t tell you that HE or SHE is the one who took your Barbie-pink panther mobile phone together with your Siao Hello Kitty thumb drive!!!!!!!

Last but not least, I wish you all n00bs out there have a fucking-licking-good weekend! Kthxbai!