All About Me
Got a few of you out there who have been pestering me for my biography, which is absofuckinglutely annoying!
Not to mention that many of my cells have been murdered in the process due to the lengthy interrogation from YOU bunch of nosey two-legged four-holed six-ribbed no-brained wankers!
For the sake of prolonging my lifespan, I have no choice but to create one to shut your whiny sissy mouth up!
Here goes my very personal's "private" for your eyes only, do enjoy. You may ask me any questions at the end of the presentation!
Name: TITOKI
(Well, Titoki is a plant. It's not a Japanese anime or a porn star's name! And NO, Titoki is not my REAL NAME, you single-celled amoeba!)
Gender: Bitch
Age: I am younger than him, him and him!
(Go figger!)
Hometown: Kampar, Perak Darul Ridzuan
(The hometown of all leng luis! *wink wink*)
Date of birth: 7 of August
(I expect no less than RM1K Ang Pow from you. And I shamelessly demand that you pay me cash only please.)
Astrological Sign: A lioness.
(I roar!)
Career: Bitching, bossing, shit-distributing and blogging.
Education: Bachelor of Commerce and Bachelor of Science
(I completed BOTH at the tender age of 22. Take that BIATCHES!!! 111111oneoneoneonesatusatu!!!)
Relationship: I sleep on my Queen-size bed with Mr Takeshi Kaneshiro in my arms everynight!
(His poster I mean! Cannot meh?! ;)
Siblings: Hey morons, you don't need to look further! I am already the prettiest among the three bitches in my family.
(And the bitchiest too!)
Hobbies: Photographing worms, swimming with worms, watching worms die, reading about how worms give birth, blogging about how worms have sex and cooking spaghetti worms.
(I despise cockroaches!)
My motto:
I'll republish your Q and my A into this post to be shared with others. So even if my Haloscan is purged, everyone will still be able to read it.
Cheers.
Love,
TITOKI
P/S: Please don't ask me the same questions which have already been asked by others! Or else I'm so going to anal you with my pointy metal umbrella and you are so going to love it because it's so going to cure your chronic constipation! And be thankful that you have a friend like me.
1) ah pek: How come the only honest and truthful thing I read is the part about your acedemic achievements?
All of them are honest and truthful laa! *wink wink*
2) wjiann: How bout your sexuality?
I don't like pussycats.
3) Diao: Marital/Relationship Status?
Re-read my post again.
4) Diao: Primary/Sec Schools?
SRJK (C) Chiao Nan, SM Chong Hwa, A.G.G.S.
5) Diao: Play MaJong or not?
OH YEAH BABEH!!! ;)
6) Diao: Your fetish on worms?
Re-read my post again.
7) Diao: Phone No.?
019 - 8811 967
8) Diao: House phone No.?
999
9) Diao: IC No.?
I'm an illegal immigrant!
10) Diao: Credit Card No.?
I'm waiting for you to "sub" one Platinum card for me!
11) Diao: Debit card PIN?
It's your waist's measurement!
12) Diao: How old is Michael Ooi anyway?
Ask him yourself! ;)
13) Michael Ooi: Do you rinse or wipe?
I lick.
14) frostier: Top or bottom?
Not too high, not too low.
15) Jacky: You lick with your hand?
I lick with my tongue.
16) Ricky: Do u scuba Dive?
I nose-dive.
17) vanille: Is it a battlefield here?
This is World War III.
18) 100: Do you like green apple or red?
Red.
19) 100: What's your favourite ice-cream flavour??
Chocolate.
20) 100: Do you like chocolate?
Yes sirreeee!!!
21) 100: What about cheese?
Yes!!!
22) 100: Do you sleep with light on or off?
Definitely OFF. I can't sleep with light ON at all!
Not to mention that many of my cells have been murdered in the process due to the lengthy interrogation from YOU bunch of nosey two-legged four-holed six-ribbed no-brained wankers!
For the sake of prolonging my lifespan, I have no choice but to create one to shut your whiny sissy mouth up!
Here goes my very personal's "private" for your eyes only, do enjoy. You may ask me any questions at the end of the presentation!
Name: TITOKI
(Well, Titoki is a plant. It's not a Japanese anime or a porn star's name! And NO, Titoki is not my REAL NAME, you single-celled amoeba!)
Gender: Bitch
Age: I am younger than him, him and him!
(Go figger!)
Hometown: Kampar, Perak Darul Ridzuan
(The hometown of all leng luis! *wink wink*)
Date of birth: 7 of August
(I expect no less than RM1K Ang Pow from you. And I shamelessly demand that you pay me cash only please.)
Astrological Sign: A lioness.
(I roar!)
Career: Bitching, bossing, shit-distributing and blogging.
Education: Bachelor of Commerce and Bachelor of Science
(I completed BOTH at the tender age of 22. Take that BIATCHES!!! 111111oneoneoneonesatusatu!!!)
Relationship: I sleep on my Queen-size bed with Mr Takeshi Kaneshiro in my arms everynight!
(His poster I mean! Cannot meh?! ;)
Siblings: Hey morons, you don't need to look further! I am already the prettiest among the three bitches in my family.
(And the bitchiest too!)
Hobbies: Photographing worms, swimming with worms, watching worms die, reading about how worms give birth, blogging about how worms have sex and cooking spaghetti worms.
(I despise cockroaches!)
My motto:
- Life's sux but life goes on.
- The only person that you can change is yourself.
- Forgive but don't forget!
I'll republish your Q and my A into this post to be shared with others. So even if my Haloscan is purged, everyone will still be able to read it.
Cheers.
Love,
TITOKI
P/S: Please don't ask me the same questions which have already been asked by others! Or else I'm so going to anal you with my pointy metal umbrella and you are so going to love it because it's so going to cure your chronic constipation! And be thankful that you have a friend like me.
*********** F.A.Q. ***********
1) ah pek: How come the only honest and truthful thing I read is the part about your acedemic achievements?
All of them are honest and truthful laa! *wink wink*
2) wjiann: How bout your sexuality?
I don't like pussycats.
3) Diao: Marital/Relationship Status?
Re-read my post again.
4) Diao: Primary/Sec Schools?
SRJK (C) Chiao Nan, SM Chong Hwa, A.G.G.S.
5) Diao: Play MaJong or not?
OH YEAH BABEH!!! ;)
6) Diao: Your fetish on worms?
Re-read my post again.
7) Diao: Phone No.?
019 - 8811 967
8) Diao: House phone No.?
999
9) Diao: IC No.?
I'm an illegal immigrant!
10) Diao: Credit Card No.?
I'm waiting for you to "sub" one Platinum card for me!
11) Diao: Debit card PIN?
It's your waist's measurement!
12) Diao: How old is Michael Ooi anyway?
Ask him yourself! ;)
13) Michael Ooi: Do you rinse or wipe?
I lick.
14) frostier: Top or bottom?
Not too high, not too low.
15) Jacky: You lick with your hand?
I lick with my tongue.
16) Ricky: Do u scuba Dive?
I nose-dive.
17) vanille: Is it a battlefield here?
This is World War III.
18) 100: Do you like green apple or red?
Red.
19) 100: What's your favourite ice-cream flavour??
Chocolate.
20) 100: Do you like chocolate?
Yes sirreeee!!!
21) 100: What about cheese?
Yes!!!
22) 100: Do you sleep with light on or off?
Definitely OFF. I can't sleep with light ON at all!
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