Never ever date a Blogger

Because you will never know when you'll be exposed.

And then your reputation will be ruined and flushed down to the toilet. Just like a piece of shit.

Hell hath no fury like a female Blogger scorned.

Read this, this, and this.

That must be a helluva pair of coconuts these girls are fighting over.

You see, there are so many fishes in the open sea. Why do these people choose to shit at where they eat? Is it because the place we are eating and living in is not polluted enough?

A Blogger blabs. Remember that. There is no secrecy online. You can blog. I can blog too. Thus, never ever dates someone who blogs blabs, it is really not worth the headache. And fame can get into your head.

To him:
I have always thought that you are a very loyal guy seeing how you wrote about your previous relationship in OZ. But how wrong was I.

To the gf:
If he has cheated on you once, there is a high possibility that he'll cheat on you again. You deserve better.

To the delusional one:
Please seek professional help ASAP.

I am who I am, I write what I like

My mom gave me a diary for birthday when I was five.

I asked her, "Mummy, what is a diary?"

She replied, "A diary is a book for you to jot down anything that you like."

I rolled my eyes, "Anything that I like?"

"Yes, you can write anything that you like. You can write about your friends in school. The food you ate. The teacher you like. Your birthday, daddy, mummy, grandma, grandpa, Shaun and Ruth too." Mom explained patiently.

"Do I have to submit my diary for my teacher to check and mark?" I asked again.

"Hahaha. Of course not. Silly girl. Diary is a personal thing. No one can dictate what you should or shouldn't write. No one can judge you based on what you have written. And the most importantly, no one can read your diary. Not even mummy and daddy. It is yours."

Do YOU get my point now FOCKER?

It's about blogging, you, me and Titoki

I started this blog because I needed a secret hole to shout, "Hey, today I've kissed a guy!", that kind of thing. Uninhibitedly. Online. And hoping that maybe someone from thin air will yell back, "Hey sweetie, I heard you alright."

But then this blog has grown so famous can die.

I have started to self-censor and put reservations on what to write and what not to write, who to meet and who not to meet, who are friends and who are fiends etc. It has come to a stage where blogging has become a routine and not a hobby anymore.

What makes matters worse is that someone you secretly admire is reading your blog day and night. He knows A to Z about you. And you know NIL, zero, nothing about him. Life is so unfair.

Nonetheless, blogging has given me an opportunity to befriend with other bloggers. Some are worth to keep forever. Some I don't even bother. Why?

Blogs politics and blogs policing are turning my stomach upside down and inside out. YUCK!!!

Feigning and charade have become a common practice. What you see online is not what you get offline.

Do you really think that by leaving a few 'friendly' comments in my blog that you can be considered as my friend already? Please don't make me laugh until my jaws drop laa wei~!!!

Tell me, why are you trying so hard to impress ME? Is it because you are a very unlikeable person in real life that you have to 'bribe' to survive? Why not go impress your own parents first? They will certainly be happy to know that you still care about them.

Another off-putting thing is that friendship sways whenever and wherever the wind blows the strongest. Spineless people are the first to go. And I'm sincerely disappointed in you, you and you.

Well, if I'm a nobody or if I'm not Ms Titoki, would you still care to read me? Would you still shower me with gifts? Would you still DYING to meet me? Would you still bother with me? AT ALL? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Don't lie to me. I farking hate cowards and liars.

You asked for it!

Hi darling,

I'm so happy today because I've just discovered a gold mine in Haloscan.

TAaa~daaa!!!

YES!!! I can actually moderate my readers' comments in Haloscan.

And I also believe that this is the last thing a blogger will want to impose on his/her own personal blog.

I myself never like censorship. And it baffled me to the max when my blogger friend MichaelOoi has activated the moderation feature in his blog. But now I understand why this action needs to be taken so.

There are just waaay too many self-righteous, fat, fugly and pimply retards out there reading our blogs DAILY. And these fucktards have one thing in common: All have pea-sized brains. They like to assume, judge and bark like a mad dog based on a few words they read on someone's blog. Damn sohai can die!!!

Below are two faggots whom I have recently banned with utmost multi-orgasmic satisfaction:

I'm not sure if I have accidentally stepped on their ancestors' graves or something. But one thing I'm damn certain is that these two laughing stocks have given me & my readers a great deal of amusement in the last couple of days. I thank you YOU very da much.

Now that I have turned on the moderation option in my comment box, I dare YOU, YOU and YOU to comment in my posts again. Allow me to forewarn you this: I will moderate every single malicious comment you DARE to submit in my blog here from this second onwards.

And I sooo wanna see your frust of not being heard to snowball into an avalanche. So that you will bother to go all the way out to create a FEW hate sites for me. It will definitely feed my manic ego to the max. *wink wink*

Since we are at it, I might as well give you a few good suggestions on the naming of the domains for your websiteSss (See, I'm so helpful liddat can die!!!):

1. www.we-hate-titoki.com
2. www.titoki-the-fucktard.com
3. www.titoki-is-a-bitch.com
4. www.titoki-is-so-fucking-lame.com
5. www.titoki-boobs-so-small-can-die.com

Last but not least, I wish everyone has a fan-fucking-tastic weekend ahead!!!

Lots of hugs and muacks,
Ms Titoki – The smart-ass pretty bitch! ;p

You are my No. 1 FAN!!!

LOOK, guys!!! I have just found my biggest fan of all.

Let's look at the hard work he had done:

He had READ and COMMENTED in every single post in my blog in just one night time. How many of you my loyal fans can break his record?

I feel so flattered that someone is bothered to go to such length to get my attention soooo desperately. And congratulations to you, Mr DVL, you have succeeded in your quest. That's why I'm dedicating this post to you...

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Lots of HUGSss and MUACKSss

from

Your beloved Ms Titoki!

Titoki's one-day-stand with an Ah Pek in PeeDee

Wennie, Tiuniasing, Lai Choo and me went to visit Ah Pek in PeeDee last week.

Initially, I thought Ah Pek is an old man, majiam those ci-peks (Cina ah Peks) in the Kopitiam. One leg on the chair goyang-goyang, one leg on the floor goyang-goyang. One hand holds kopi, one hand holds porn. *Quickly run away before Ah Pek catches me* Muahahaha! Abuthen, he turns out to be sooo much younger than I'd imagined. He's even younger than my own parents aitelyu.

Ah Pek's very happy to see us. Not just him. His whole family also welcomed us warmly into their territory. The feeling is like visiting your own uncle during Chinese New Year liddat.

Tiuniasing had a great time checking out Ah Pek's bini...

We all know that Ah Pek is very good in 'screwing' people things. *Haha* But what surprised me is that...

He has a green thumb for fingering planting too. *wink wink*

And err... *Ahem* I didn't know Ah Pek likes big cactus batang as well (see pic below). *LMAO* Unker Cocka, did you give this to Ah Pek as a pressie last time? ;)

This is Ah Pek's pride. I mean the pot plant below laa! The one above is Cocka's one! ;þpPppPpp

We went to a nearby restaurant for dinner in the evening. It was Ah Pek's treat. Thanks again Ah Pek!!! The food's awesome. :)

Meeting Ah Pek was fun. But meeting Ah Pek's wife lagi fun.

Light Moment 1
Mrs Ah Pek said to me, "Ah Pek is a very good husband and a dedicated father. He has never scolded the girls before yadda yadda yadda..."

"Auntie, are you 'selling' your Ah Pek again ah?" Notty Wennie interrupted.

Mrs Ah Pek replied, "I only got one. If I don't sell him, who else can I sell?" ;)

What a cheeky auntie!

Light Moment 2
"Auntie, how did Ah Pek chase you last time?" We asked Mrs Ah Pek.

Mrs Ah Pek replied, "I'm Chinese educated and he's English educated. To avoid the embarrassing chicken-talk-to-ducks situation, he drew lots of pictures for me!"

"So auntie, what did Ah Pek draw for you last time?" We asked again.

"He drew me lor! My portrait lor." Mrs Ah Pek blushed.

We had another round of laughter after that! ;p

Light Moment 3
"Ah Pek, how come your youngest daughter's eyes are so big and round geh?" I asked.

Mrs Ah Pek quickly chipped in, "Got a story one!"

We all turned to her direction, "What story is that auntie?"

"He bought a lot of Longans for me to eat, that's why our youngest daughter's eyes are so big and round." She replied cheerfully.

Then Tiuniasing kepoh-ed, "Ah Pek, lucky you didn't give your wife eat Lychees or else majiam Titoki liddat can die!!! Wakakakakakakaka!!!"

That guy kena bitch-slapped by me 9 9 on that night!
*Titoki growls*

Anyway, we had a great time meeting Ah Pek and his family on that day.

Ah Pek even invited us to go back to visit him this coming Chinese New Year. He said the dragon fruits in his garden will be ready to be harvested by then!!!

Wanna cum?! :)

One day in PeeDee...

Once upon a time, there were three girls busy camwhoring themselves on a beach near PeeDee...

The girls will take pics at almost every corner of the beach...

Abuthen, they realised something very weird in every photo which they had taken...

There is always this sohai guy in red shirt in the background dunno doing what...

The girls have become wary and they hatched a plan together to teach the sohai a big lesson...

They sent Lai Choo as bait to lure him out...

Then Lai Chee followed them from behind to report and record their moves...

While mastermind Ms Wennie waited at one corner bidding her chance to showcase her "Drunkard Kung Fu" moves.

*Pow WOW* *Hit nose* *Swooof POOF* *Kick groin*

Dear readers, this is what you get for messing up with girls. And kids, please do not attempt this at home.

The weekend porgy @Lan Kwai Fong

What?
Unofficial Bloggers Luncheon

Where?
Lan Kwai Fong (LKF) Café, The Curve

When?
24 Sep 2006 @12.30PM

Who?

9393

I first stumbled upon his blog way back in 2005. And I still can vividly recall his Wong Tat Swee's stories. Especially the one about how Wong Tat Sweet is going to survive on his meagre income with the price of the ciggies shooting up the roof. ;p He really made himself sounds like a VCD peddler or something. And I bet that a lot of us here had been fooled by his Wong Tat Swee's facade & his crappy stories before. LOL.

I started to leave comments in his blog when I learnt about his niece's condition and that he's lived in NZ before. I didn't know that my words have touched his heart so much that even until today he can still remember me. He said he 'misses' me a lot or so I've been told. Hahaha. Well, I guess absence has made the heart grows fonder. *wink wink*

And on last Saturday, we finally met. This guy doesn't hesitate to grab my hand and shake it. And then he proceeded to kneel down and polish my shoes. Before I could recover from the shock, he had already given me a big bear hug. And I was still blur blur dei wondering who the fark is this humsup uncle. LOL. Being a true blue businessman that he is, he sure gained himself A LOT of 'profit' from me on that day!!! ;)

Angel

I only have three words to describe her: Friendly, sweet and gentle. She is also quite see mun and quiet in real life. Not like me blabbering away non-stop like a Woody Woodpecker. LOL.

This lovely lady also gave me a 'Big Ben' keychain from UK as a token of friendship. She made me feel so honoured, flattered & paiseh liddat... *blush blush*

The most unbelievable thing is that my car plate's number is actually her birth date too. Hahaha! Now we all know how 'young' she is. ;)

Ah Tak

This guy has the charisma and the 'Ooommmph' factor that draw people to him. Especially girls. *wink wink*

He is very down to earth and not afraid to self-deprecate. I asked him to make some funny faces and poses for my camera. Instead, he replied, "No need one. People will automatically laugh already when they see me. Because I sure look like a clown already." ;p

Carcar

One day, I received an email request from a girl called Carmen inviting me to chat with her in Yahoo Messenger. I thought she was a lesbian. So I registered myself a Yahoo account with the aim to annoy her back a bit and maybe to scare her away from me too.

Abuthen, she turned out to be my high school friend. What a small small world. Both of us have grown up and changed a lot. We really couldn't recognise each other until we'd started to talk about our friends in school.

It's just soooo super the nice and amazing that we run into each other again in Bloggerland (amongst all the places in the world).

And sweetie, I do hope that we can stay in touch forever. :)

Cocka

First of all, I want to say thank you to Uncle Cocka for buying me and Angel dinner on that night. :)

I sure didn't know of this yankee cock's existence until he had started to make lots of crowings & annoying comments in my posts. He really got my undivided attention for the looooongest time in history. LOL.

He TOO doesn't hesitate to put his arms around me FIRST (like the two previous Mr Salty Pork Hands before him) before he bothers to ask me for permission, "Can I put my arms around you ar? You won't call me Mr Salty Pork Hand one hor Hor HOR?"

Reeeeeaaaally NIAPA~chuisum & NIAMA~fulat!!!

"Do I actually have a choice, HUH?!" I glowered and growled back at him.

No one is going to believe him if he tells people that he's not a true blue humsup professor from the Institute of Lin Cocka Wingz! ;)

Kenny

This guy is a long lost friend of mine. I've known him for more than two years already (through IRC).

Eventhough he is in my Friendster list, we have never met before. Now that we have found each other again, we are sooo going to continue our 'unfinished' story... together-gether hor...???
*wink wink* ;)

Seefei

The first impression Seefei gave me is that he is very 'fatherly'. LOL.

I first read his blog when he wrote an open letter detailing the dos and don'ts to his yet-to-be-conceived son. The said entry is so funny that I almost fall off from my chair when I was reading it.

This guy also managed to make me stormed into the LKF café majiam a madwoman looking for her infidel husband. Thanks to all his calls and smses asking me whether I've arrived or not. Giving me the false impression that everyone has already arrived and I'm not.

But when I stepped into the café, there was no one there. So I dialled his number to ask him where he and the gang went. And in that split second, I saw a tall guy in a blue and white stripes shirt striding towards the LKF café direction with one hand holding a mobile phone and the other hand holding a digicam.

I queried him tentatively (via my mobile phone), "Are you wearing a blue and white stripes shirt today?"

"Yes I am! Can you see me already?" He asked.

I waved at him. He then quickly aimed his digicam at me. It made me feel like a newborn. And daddy couldn't get enough of me. LOL.

Seng Kor

I was editing and uploading the porgy photos we took in LKF to my online album. Then my sister walked in and she saw Seng Kor's pic. She said, "Eh jie, is this guy a HK actor? The one who always plays the dai jek low or garn charn role one?!"

"Well, he could be his long lost brother or maybe related to him in some way along the family tree... Why? You like him ar?" I turned and asked her.

"No la. Tiuniasing kor kor is more yau yeng and Leng Jai than him! But then hor this guy really looks like that actor from HK!" She replied.

:X

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Tiuniasing

This guy is a good friend of mine since many moons ago. :) He knows my family well. When I said 'family', it literally means the whole family including my granny, aunts, uncles and cousins.

He is not what he portrays himself to be in his blog. Everyone has an altered ego. Some people express themselves better through words. And sometimes some words can really stir up our emotions and thoughts. It's all about mind game and mind-fucking. *wink wink*

To me, he is like a Dai Ah Kor. I wouldn't hesitate to call him up if my car broke down somewhere in the middle of the night. That's how much trust and faith I have in him.

Winn

This girl is very Leng Lui. Bark shuet shuet and wart luet luet.

But too bad, she has closed down her blog already. Tell me Winn, when are you going to re-open your 'shop', huh? :) I really wanna get to know you better wor. *wink wink*

She has re-opened her shop for ME!!! ;)

Zeroimpact

This guy is so cute. I haven't read his blog's entries before. But I think I will, starting from today, eh?! ;p So that the both of us can get to know each other better. Hahaha.

And dear, please don't forget 'the promise' which you've made in my comment box, ok?! LOL!!! *wink wink*

A mysterious mama blogger named Kat & her son

This lady is still a mystery to me. But then her son is damn cun one aitelyu. Till I have more information on her, I'll share with you again. *wink wink*

That's all folks!!! :)

The Kiasu & Kiasi Malaysian Blogging Style

Dear readers,

Ms Titoki has decided that from today onwards, she will be joining the Bolehland's Kiasu & Kiasi Blogging Style:

1) No pictures
There will be no more full frontal pictures of her in this blog. You will get to see bits and pieces of her only. It could be her eyes, her ears, or her nostrils. As for today, you'll get to see her feet:

2) Poke fun at others
Malaysians have the habit of making themselves happy at the expense of others. She will be doing the same too in her blog. No more self-deprecating jokes. And she's SOOOO gonna start posting YOUR silly 'hairstyle' online!

3) 10 days 1 post
OR 1 month 3 posts to make you guys wait until your neck long like the giraffes! So that when her new posts DO come out, you guys can't wait to spam her comment box silly!!! YAY~!

4) Ads Ads Ads
She'll cover her blog with ads. Every single corner of it! And thus the chances of you unwittingly clicking on any one of them will be high. In another word, she will make herself filthy rich from you bunch of n00bs who can't get enough of her! *Hiak Hiak Hiak*

5) Talk rubbish
The more booshit she can churn out for her blog, the merrier! That means there will be more bored people like YOU to drop by to read her inane shite!!! YES!!! And there will definitely be no more stooopid yet personal childhood stories like this and this for you to kid!

Till then, don't miss her!

With lots of lurve,
The Evil Tik

P/S: You better start saving Titoki's pics now. She might be gone in a blink of an eye!!! *Ngek Ngek Ngek* ;)

The ice-cream porgy aftermath...

I have the bad habit to pause, turn back, and reminiscent the past. Like a drug addict suffering from his withdrawal syndromes and like to stay inside the black hole he thought existed. Sigh... I should really leave and bury the unpleasant past behind me and continue moving forward until I reach my new destination. *shrug and toss hair*

I know I have been whining for lack of dates and all. But really, I am not. LOL. My schedule is kindda full until next month.

BUT THEN if you think you have the look, the 'bod' and the right attitude, don't hesitate to let me know. I might consider giving you some priorities and let you jump the queue. Hehehe. ;)

Over the weekend, I've the luxury and privilege to meet up with Lil' Joy, May, LB, Seng Kor and Ah Tak. Nice people they are. Really. No bluff one.

Lil' Joy is bubbly, friendly and very sexy. Having her around is like having the sun besides you. She has an in-born persona that shines and warms your heart. No pretence, no frills, no nothing. Just like that.

May is very pretty. She is like the beautiful rainbow after the rain. She looks prettier in real life than in pictures. Photo stillness cannot capture the sparkles in her eyes. It will be a great pleasure to get to know her better.

LB is a gentleman. His social etiquette is impeccable. He is very funny too. I have captured a few of his candid moments on my camera. But too bad I'm not allowed to post any of them online. He only allowed me to show you this:

Seng Kor reminds me of an HK actor (sorry I can't remember the name) who is always casts to play roles like Dai Jek Low bouncer, Kung Fu bully, policeman and bodyguard.

And yes, Seng Kor was my movie date on Sunday. Nothing scandalous. Really. We bet during the World Cup. I lost a Latte to him and he lost a movie ticket to me. So we were just redeeming our winnings only.

We watched the Lady in the Water. A bizarre 'story' with a bizarre twist and turn. Funny, subtle yet unpredictable. I really enjoy it. But Seng Kor said get it on p-DVD is 'better' wor. *wink wink*

Up next is Ah Tak. He is talkative, comical and very helpful. He drew me a map to show me how to bypass the showroom in Ikea FASTER so that I can get to the merchandise I want FASTER, pay it and then can go eat ice-cream with him FASTER too. LOL.

He said to me, "I can photo-shopped the pimples and the zits away. But as for the Lychees , THAT I really can't do much to help. Wakakakaa." (You are so mean laa Ah Tak!)

And everyone thought that I'm quite tall but then I kind of dashed their hope and expectation. ;) I'm around 158 cm only. I was even urged by a blog reader once to join the Miss Astro beauty pageant. Abuthen NOW you finally know that I'm waaaaayyy too 'over-qualified' for such contests liao. Hahaha. :D Anyway, thanks for looking me so 'UP'.

On another note, hey Mr Tiuniasing, do you know that you are very popular? *eyes turn green* Mr Ah Tak asked me to tell you that he likes your Tiuniasing blog very much and he wants to play basketball with you one day wor. He also said that if you are free, go drop by his computer shop in Ikano & say hello to him wor. ;p And Seng Kor also claimed that he is your Daichafan fans. Next time you should sign a few autographs for me so that I can sell it to your fans club and make some money from your Tiuniasing fame. Heh.

Last but not least, it's really nice meeting all of you. Hope to see you guys soon. :)

Bloggers are like clowns

A reader asked me:

Why don't you tell your friends about your blog?

Fear of judgement?

Fear of letting them know what we are really thinking of?

Well, if my friends know about my blog then I can't write stories about them anymore. *wink wink*

And blogging allows me to express 'the other side' of me which I don't want any of them to know about. Because it might scare them, it might hurt them, and it might confuse them.

I'm also afraid of:

1. Letting them know me too well,
2. Letting them know what I'm really thinking about,
3. Being judged,
4. Being discriminated,
5. Losing them as friends.

Now, let me ask you a question:

Would you let your friends or family members read your diary?

And why?

Is it because of the same reasons?

I think we bloggers are just like a bunch of heavy make-up butt-itchy closet clowns. We like to mingle, we like to entertain, we like the attention, we like the acknowledgement, and we also like the anonymity (that's why the heavy make-up).

And because all of us are clowns, we know how clowns are, what clowns do and why clowns cry. We appreciate each other and accept each other with open arms.

Those who are not clowns themselves will not understand what is clowning all about. They will perceive your behaviour as immature and the worst part is they will conclude that you are just plain peculiar because you strip yourself naked and let others jeer and cheer at you.

They will wonder why a sane and educated person like you would want to do something like that. And do you think they would like it if they found out that they are the subject of your jokes?

So, the answer is NO, I won't let any of them know about my blog unless they are the clowns too themselves. :)

Ed note: I'm going to take a lot of the dumplings pictures, show it in my blog here and make you salivate like a dog!!! *Woof Woof* Muahehehehe!!!

What TOKOKI?!

I was with my girlfriend at The Curve last weekend.

A stranger walked up to us and he asked, "Hi, are you TITOKI?"

My girlfriend butt-in and she replied, "What TOKOKI?! She is not Japanese."

She pulled me away and she said to me, "What a lame pick-up line!"

*Hehehe* I had a hard time suppressing my laughter. 99.99% of my girlfriends do not know that I own a blog in the cyberspace. They wouldn't know what is TITOKI or TOKOKI for that matter.

That is why even if you do recognise me on the streets, please don't simply walk up and query if I am TITOKI or not (especially if I have a girlfriend with me at that time) because they will not hesitate to bite your head off for me. :D

Last but not least, have a nice weekend peepz!!! Mine is going to be a loooooooooong and orgasmic one, I hope yours too. Till then, cheerio!!!

Ed note: I'm over-booked AGAIN this weekend because mom wants us to help her make Chinese dumplings for the upcoming Duan Wu Jie. If you have been a good boy/girl this year, I might save one teeny-weeny little dumpling bite for you!!! *Hehehe*

Were you flashed?

Went to the Bloggers Meet @KLCC yesterday. Arrived at the Signatures Food Court around 1.30 P.M.

I was early. Circled the foodcourt twice and still couldn't spot a familiar face. Feeling deflated I sat down on a nearby bench to rest my dead beat legs.

And then I saw Peter on the next table and I walked over to sit with him. Not long after, Reta arrived. The three of us had a threesome when Wuan's not looking. *wink wink*

Next up are lingghezhi and Cryssyenddo who are buddies from the same school. They were holding their McD lunch searching high and low for the "right table" to sit at and the "right people" to sit with. Luckily, they found us.

Albert, Alan and Eyeris all suddenly appeared out of nowhere. (I bet they had studied Apparition in school before.)

Next came Suanie, Erna, Collin and Jack. Everyone started to ask about Suanie's lump.

Cryssyenddo is a bit cheeky. I snapped at him and he snapped back at me pulak. *TITOKI growls*

Suanie said, "No Hoegaarden, no sex!!!" That woman is cool.

We went down to the concourse area to get ready to flash at the shoppers Eyeris.

We had paparazzi following us everywhere we go.

This guy has an eye on everything.

Eyeris said, "Hey guys, I caught a guy without his pants in my camera!"

And then we realised that it was his powderfool zoom lens that had gone completely haywire! ;p

Peter is a Casanova.

And the girls adore him.

Last but not least, it's nice meeting all of you and hopefully we'll see each other again soon. :)

Related posts:
Alan - The Flash Mob That Fizzled
Eyeris - You and what mob?
Jack - Random bloggers meet Part 1
Lingghezhi - Blogger’s Meet @ KLCC
Peter - May 06 Suria KLCC Bloggers Meet
Reta - Mini random bloggers' meeting/Hummer/Wedding Dinner
Suanie - Assorted sunday photos

Ed note:
1) I had less than 8 hours sleep during the whole of last weekend. I'm total-definite-abso-fucking-lutely zombified. Stay out of my path or your blood will be sucked!
2) If you want me to pixelize your face, please don't hesitate to let me know. Cheers. :)