What a classic case of daylight robbery in our own backyard!

Love and respect need to be earned and not forced or robbed.

You are not a true leader if the people do not support you willingly and wholeheartedly.

What is the fucking point of being in power when the people fear you and not respect you?

Where is your integrity? Do you even have morals?

I have never seen such a power hungry man in my life. So hungry that when he snaps his fingers, Mongolian kena C4-ed, good people like RPK go to jail, bad guys released, road blocks every-fucking-where, traffic chaos ensue, petrol price rises and drops like yoyo, KT Chinese voted for BN (hearsay lah), and the worst is, the judge, the court, the EC, the kidnapped assemblyman, and almost every-fucking-one on the streets are afraid of him. And they are helpless and dare not do anything to jeopardise their livelihood. How sad.

In my dictionary, a leader is not a leader if he doesn't garner the sincere support of his own people. But a tyrant who is power-hungry and desperately wants to cling on to a bubble dream of wealth and status. Sometimes the tyrant can be so desperate that he will not hesitate to point a gun at his own people's heads and then force them to declare their undying love to him. I think the poor guy is so lack of his own mother's affection and approval that he ended up a dictator and tormenter to compensate his burning desires to be acknowledged and approved.

And that's exactly what is happening right now in Perak.

At first, two sohais assemblymen were duped into committing corruption offences according to this article in M'sia Today. Then they were held against their will (thanks to the planted evidence) to abandon their mother ship. Tell me, who in their right mind (besides RPK) will volunteer to sit behind bars when you have the option to take the $$$ and cabut?

And then secondly, I really don't understand what happened to that Ms ChowcHeebye who suddenly ejected herself from the rocket and tried to balance herself on the tilted scale. What the fuck is she thinking? She was the one who swore on her 20 years of love and loyalty towards her ex to the whole wide world the day before. And then out of a sudden, she proclaimed that she found her second spring in a balding pile of Najis. Who say uncle and auntie cannot be "lowmandick" like the Titanic one? You jump, I jump. Okay?

Speaking of undying love, the joker of the day is the dude who divorced his wife 11 days ago and then reconciles with her 11 days later (after she sent some bodyguards to accompany him home).

Hello world. Please don't insult our intelligence, can? Do you think you can suka-suka become a thief today and then become a policeman tomorrow ah? You think you are still a kid ah? No obligations and no responsibilities one ah? Say jump jau jump ah?

And also hor, do you really think that you can play God/Allah/Buddha? You declared yourself the winner really means that you have won the match ah? The REAL game has not even started yet, okay?!

One-day (一天) a democratic process to elect a new representative is not in place; One-day (一天) you are still a LOSER with no backbone. Don't you think it's a wee bit too early to dream at this ungodly hour?

I really cannot wait to see the referee blows his whistle and gives the offender a red card and then sends him off to sit at the side bench. But, will he or will he not? Is he another ignorant blindard cum bully who doesn't care less about the people and the commotion in the field? We shall wait and see for the result ourselves tomorrow, ya? :)

"Kancheong-ness" is M'sia's middle name. "Boleh" is its first. Happy Chinese Bull-najis Year everyone!

Ed note:
I really cannot fathom the mess in Perak right now. I hope everything is just an illusion. The three sohais who jumped ship are merely spy for the PR to make sure THAT particular piece of 'shit' falls hard and flat on the ground. And everything will be okay again after tomorrow. Sigh... Sendiri tipu sendiri.

Look Ma, Mr Bee Eng had done it again!!!

Hello all, how's your New Year? Mine is so-so only because this morning I received an e-mail from my HR informing us that effective year 2009, the Malaysian Inland Revenue Board has issued a NEW Scheduler of Monthly Tax Deduction, STD, for tax year 2009!

Our current Scheduler

The spanking New Year 2009 Scheduler

QUESTION:
So how do I calculate my monthly deductible remuneration for my PCB?

ANSWER:
Monthly pay – *EPF = Monthly deductible remuneration for PCB.

Note:
If your EPF contribution is less than RM 500, then *EPF is your current EPF contribution amount. If your EPF contribution is RM 500 or more per month, then *EPF is RM 500, which is the max EPF deduction allowed.

For example, if you are earning RM 6500 per month for year 2008, then your monthly deductible remuneration for PCB is:

RM 6500 – RM 500 (max EPF allowed) = RM 6000

,
Current (2004) scheduler.

Thus, according to the 2004 scheduler, your PCB is RM 402 per month (income bracket 5951-6000).

But come year 2009, your PCB will increase by leaps and bounds.

Let's say your pay remains the same (RM 6500), do the calculation again, and you will notice that your new monthly PCB has now increased to RM 494!!! Which is blatant DAYLIGHT robbery!!!

New 2009 scheduler.

This is the lampiran enclosed with the new tax scheduler.

How many of us earn between the "RM 35K to 50K" bracket or above the "RM 250K" bracket annually? Those who really benefited from this scheme scam are the people who work in the government sector or politicians!

Mind you, some of you dimwits may argue that it's a good thing that we pay more now so that when we do our tax calculation/submission in April, we don't have to pay so much more taxes again. What a lot of bullshit!!!

Do you NOT know that the FIRST rule of Accounting theory is the following:

TIME IS MONEY!

So if all of us pay an increased amount of tax (I'm talking about millions of RM, or possibly billions too!) to the LHDN starting from Jan 2009, so tell me my dear friends, how much more interest or extra $$$ are these BN fuckers earning receiving pocketing each month now? And where will all these 'NEW' money be channeled into? And to do what?

So I say, FUCK YOU BEE ENG!!!

Reduce the burden of the general Malaysians, MY ARSE!!!

Reduce the fuel prices for the people of Malaysia, MY BIG FAT ARSE!!!

Seriously, if the facilities around us and the welfare of the people in this country are well taken care of (and not like a pile of NAJIS like now), I won't whine or mind paying so much more for the taxes. But hell no, the roads still got potholes. The roof is still leaking. KL still flood. The public transportation system still sucks. The toll still jammed. The hospital still got no equipments. The policemen still accept bribes. Hungry babies still crying. And YOU fucktards who tax me still expect me to BOW, PAY MORE, and MAKE YOU GROW FATTER and FATTER each and everyday ah? Huh??

I don't know about you but I really can't wait to see that piece of NAJIS being flushed down into the toilet and then being forgotten like a piece of DEAT MEAT. Very soon.

Ed note:
I really cannot fathom why we are forced to fork out MORE money now to pay for our taxes & all when the whole wide world is talking about laying off staff and cutting down on overhead. Do our government have no compassion at all? In addition, how will my money be spent on? Sending more astronauts to the space? Buying more metal scraps? Burning more money in the sky? Or organise more study rombongan for the ministers to travel to overseas to learn how to cushion the economy downturn in M'sia? WTF!

My two-cents on 916 and everything else that matters...

Okay, now where is the white dove?

916 came and gone like a warm sea breeze. There was neither a tsunami that can drown you senseless nor an earthquake that can shake you mindless. But it was so peace-loving that it kind of reminded me of the 2008 Beijing Olympic.

My house can open store liao.

I still remember how my mom was so kan-cheong about the 916 that she almost bought the whole Jusco store back to the house in early Sep. And my boss was so worried about our safety, the traffics, and the road blocks that he issued an order for us to work from home that week.

Why the fuck is the Smart Tag lane more jammed than the others?

Guess all of the worries, intimidation from you-know-who, panic buying of food and groceries are totally redundant. Malaysians of all colors and creed have come to unite under one umbrella, shared the same ground rules & values, and have grown mature together ever since the 513 incident orchestrated by the C4-man and the bunch of 'walking dogs' from the SPCA MCA.

Freedom to pan-leng-leng & go-kai-kai is priceless.

I'm glad that I don't have to eat Maggi and canned food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I'm glad that my freedom is not restricted. I'm soooo glad that I still can go out to pak-tor, dine, wine, and shop like no tomorrow.

These are the BN blind-tards who like to play saiful.

Thank gawd for the Internet, YouTube, bloggers like RPK, and M'kini. Without them, truth will be twisted, information will be halted, and knowledge will be discontinued. When awareness is not communicated effectively and facts are not disseminated rightly to the public, chaos can ensue. Thank gawd that we have the abovementioned online media to educate the masses to behave responsibly and stay calm. Thank gawd for their pictures, updates, and analysis. Thank gawd for their dedication to bring the truth to the people. And thank gawd that we have great opposition leaders who have the foresight to foresee & foretell 'the-happening' and also the 'going-to-happen'.

Thank gawd there is no Emergency Ordinance issued yet.

Thanks for all of the advice, whistle-blowings, and warnings from all quarters. Without which I won't be able to laze around at home after work like every other day to watch my favourite channel with my favourite girl on the sofa (after the 916 mayhem).

On one hand, I'm glad that 916 didn't really happen. On the other hand, I'm sad that we still have a dreamer for PM and a bunch of corrupted monkeys wasting our money and running the country.

Oh well, I guess it doesn't really matter how long it will take for the 916 to materialise. I just hope that the transition will be a smooth one, and that not a single blood is dropped, and not a single tear is shed in the name of Democracy.

Coz ya know, I'm still very much in love with the TV and the comfy sofa at home. What about you?

Show your support!!!

FREE TERESA, ABOLISH ISA!

You can view my name on #18228. Very 'ONG' number. ;p

Don't be afraid. You can't get arrested by showing your disapproval on ISA. It's an OUTDATED STUPID DRACONIAN LAW only M'sia ada! We cannot let good people like RPK and Teresa detained and locked-up without trial and without a time limit. Where is justice? Dear PKRians, just do it!

Who deserved to be arrested?

Dear readers, who should be deemed a threat to the security, peace, and public order in our beloved country Malaysia?

The botak blogger who speaks his minds?

Or the chimp who tore up the picture?

What the fuck is wrong our country? Why good people go to jail and bad people can roam freely like a bull? Why? Why? Why? Why is someone who is a defender of the Islam religion can get arrested and those who smeared the religion's reputation can escape unscathed? Especially those who lied, fucked, and bombed other's daughter to smithereens, and then denied her existence? WHY? Seriously. I don't get it. Why Malaysia? Why Malaysians? Why? WHY?

WHY?

I saw ghosts protesting outside the parliament yesterday!

I don't know about you but I was seriously pissed that the police set up roadblocks every-fucking-where, i.e., all directions heading to KL, just to inconvenience the average peasant like you and me just because they got the winds of a possible protest, in anticipation of a debate of no confidence in Bodowi's administration yesterday.

I'm puzzled by how, when, where and why the realizations of:
1) Our country can be easily destabilized by a few non-existing ghosts protesting outside the parliament, and that;
2) The police DO actually shoulder the responsibility to ensure Public Security in this country.
Had suddenly dawned upon our dearest Home Minister's mind and thus triggering such a big response from his beloved department, i.e., deploying his mah-chais at every single entry point into the capital city since Saturday evening!

As if the country's economy is not bad enough. And the petrol is cheap and everyone can cari makan and afford to shop and buy like nothing has affected them. The roadblocks did not just discourage the ordinary citizens going about their daily activities; it deprived and delayed those who were sick, pregnant, and the dying to get the medical attention they needed.

If Bodowi & his administration truly had the interest of the people at heart, they would not have employed such a wasteful tactic to inconvenience its ordinary citizens in the country. This just goes to show how power can be played to get the desired result and the police force can be used as puppet in the battlefield of politics. Public Security my arse aitelyu. Even the blind can tell that we are being punished severely for voting The Opposition on 8 Mar 2008.

Every one small step we took to move forward, the flip-flop-cum-daydream Bodowi would eventually brought us three steps backward. If our country is a truly democratic one, then why is the fuck the PM-ship can be arranged to handover to whomever and in whatever fashion that suited HIS Royau Arseness' whim and fancy? Why are we not allowed to voice our opinion freely, loudly, and clearly? Why we are forced to accept a premier who we do not deem fit to lead?

I think hor, there is something seriously wrong in the skewed & twisted mind of the politicians governing our country. Their vision is short-sighted + totally distorted. Just like the "ghosts' protest" that were supposed to take place outside the parliament house yesterday. I bet only people with 阴阳眼 can see them. And I supposed our beloved PM & the Home Minister are among the selected few with such purrrfect 2020 vision.

NIAMAAAH, STOOPID FUEL PRICE HIKE!!!

Imagine this:

You wake up one morning and realize the world has changed radically. The RM1 Nasi Lemak you buy from the roadside's hawker is no longer RM1. The Petronas Twin Towers are no longer the tallest in the world. Crazy M'sians no longer drive 130-140 km/hr on the highway but instead 60-80 km/hr. All crawled like turtles believing that driving slowly can save them fuel liddat. WTF.

Summore all of these cars which hogged the middle lane (and also the petrol stations last night before the fuel price hike to RM2.70 at 12 midnight) are big powderfool guns like Camry, Vios, Accord, Civic, BMW, Merz, and the likes.

In my humble opinion, if you CAN afford to buy a high-power car, then you should be able to cope with the fuel price hike too. But you can't. That just goes to show how much of your kiasu-ness in life. There is a Chinese saying goes, if you don't have so big a head, then don't wear so big a hat. Ma de, you all big-car owners made 'small fly' like me queued so long just to get my modest 989cc Kelisa refueled last night. No heart one.

And the garmen oso one kind one. If you want to reduce the fuel subsidy or totally wash your hands off the fuel subsidy like the rest of the world, then you should consider abolishing the road tax and the blardy toll too, just like the rest of the world.

In overseas like OZ, NZ, and US, motorists never have to pay for stupid toll and there is no such tax called road tax one, okay? Only in M'sia. We are made to pay sexpensive toll because one overtly smart M'sian came out with this great idea of road-building-cum-toll-collection to enrich himself and his family members. And the stoopid garmen agreed. Because they are cronies. FTW.

Don't drive, just take the public transport to work, you say. Hahaha. Don't kid me. That's the biggest joke I have ever heard in my entire life. Our public transportation system is a total mess and failure. Just like the garmen who is supposed to look after our welfare. But didn't.

If you do not already know, the KTM breaks down at least once everyday. If one day the train is not delayed, then it is NEWS. And also, the LRT is forever packed like sardines until you can smell my armpits. The buses never come. If you live slightly further away, i.e., there is a walking distance between your place and the train station/bus stop, then you are very likely to become the next rapist's and/or snatch thief's target.

What has becometh of MALAYSIA?

Lemme tell you my dear friend. This is what M'sia will look like in the very near future:

Instead of driving to work, we'll be riding on boats and sampans. The Klang river and the Gombak river will be fully utilized to transport people from one shore to another. If you are lucky, you might see a crocodile or two swimming next to you.

Motorbikes will cover every inch of our tanahair. Proton will be mass producing Proton-cyle for the local market as well as supplying it to Thailand and Sillypore to fulfill the demand. Coz it's cheap and made from recycled Milo tins.

Traffics will be chaotic. You won't be able to cross the road because there will be so much more motorists on the road. A motorbike will become a prized property to every family. Each household must have at least one. If the guy who dates your sister/daughter doesn't own a motorbike, then he sure cannot cari makan one. Quickly shoo him off before they start making babies in the backyard.

Or better still, next life come back as a dog. Like Gigi. No need to worry about anything. Just eat and shit and play and sleep every single day! Woof!

There are so many things that pissed me off recently...

All arised from one source, i.e., the monkeys who play Allah in this country.

A can of worms has been opened up for all to see and judge recently...

What will you do if you are being implicated in murder?

Go and tell your secretary to write a letter to declare protect your innocence and then lock up the person who came up with the conspiracy theory story?

Picture blatantly 'borrowed' from Malaysiakini

I wonder how come The Queen in England still has not ordered her secretary to write a public letter to clear her name and then lock up that Harrod's boss (Mohamed Al Fayed) for good. He has been such a constant pain in the butt to the royal household since Princess Diana's death in the French tunnel.

But in Malaysia, we do things differently.

Just like how a counter girl will be more friendly and polite to a Caucasian customer than an Asian customer in the mall. Not realizing that they are BOTH customers and that it is the Asian who is the returning customer and the Caucasian is just a stopover tourist. Why the double standard?

Or, just like how a car park guard will shoo the Kelisa driver away but allow the Mercedes driver to park at the front entrance. Not realizing that the Kelisa driver is the boss of the Mercedes driver. Why only see the surface?

Or, just like how an elected politician will think that they are WAY above others when in reality, if commoners like you and me didn't vote for him, he won't be where he is right now. (Oi, do you really see yourself as the King ah? Suka-suka lock people. Suka-suka beat up people. Suka-suka charge people. Where is justice? It really pisses me off to the max. ARrrrggghhh...)

And then that blardy You-Know-Who punya crony Grand Saga is barricading the alternative road to force the Kajang/Cheras road users to use their toll highway. And the police officers are siding with the businessmen. What's wrong with us Malaysians?

Picture blatantly 'borrowed' from Malaysiakini

The rich is becoming richer and the poor is becoming poorer. The enforcers are not arresting rapists, molesters, and murderers in this country, but instead they are sending good blogger like RPK to prison for no apparent reason. WTF.

TELL ME WHERE CAN I FIND JUSTICE IN MALAYSIA?

I feel so sad can die. I wish I could do something about it. But I don't have the power and backing. And the most important thing is, I don't know who is who in the background playing powerhouse puppet, and thus I can't shower them with the gold bars I stole/dug out from my neighbours' backyard. If I do, I won't be a blogger sitting here typing out my rant for you to read. I'll make myself a super filthy rich unemployed pocketing shares from some dodgy start-ups which have affiliations with my partner punya family members and their friends' and friends' punya relatives. And also, shouting monkeys at the Opposition when they speak in the parliament session to get myself some free airtime on the TV. Yaya. That's UMNO-Putra for you. Long live Malaysia. Sekian.

The richest unemployed beruk in Malaysia

Hey you, Bloggers don't go online to pay bills and buy airline tickets only, okay?

This fooking funny guy asked me about my take on the election result, so here you go:

This is what we called Makka Sathi (People's Power) my friend! :)

I'm sooo going to laugh at those idiots who thought us young yuppies only go online to play games, pay bills and book airline tickets. Oh please lah, give me a break. It's your ignorant, self-denial, and arrogant ego that brings you your own downfall. And you still believe that there is nothing wrong with your administration. *shake head*

And the most ludicrous thing of all is that YOU really believe in the honey-coated words your cronies put upon the local dailies to publish for your eyes and the public's to see. *tsk tsk tsk* All I can say to you is:

WAKE UP LAH!!!

The people who blindly supported you years ago have already woken up. Now it's your time to open your eyes wide and smell the shit around you, DORK!

Let me harp on the Internet surfing issue a bit.

The older generation might not be as tech-savvy as the younger generation. And they are probably a bunch of hardcore BN supporters who are afraid of CHANGE because they are deprived of the truth and the information on the country they live in.

But hey, it's the young people like you and me who surf, search, and influence our parents, grandparents, aunties, and uncles to vote against corruption, nepotism, and cronyism. We teach them not to be afraid of the change to come and learn to accept changes.

For example, like my daddy, he was a BN supporter all this while. (Most business people are were.) But on 8 Mar 2008, he voted for the opposition. And the opposition won. First time in history. *winks* So gay and happy. Couldn't sleep too.

See? This is what I called the power of the young, tech-savvy, and well-informed voters Bloggers of Malaysia! Wakakakaa.

So Pak Blah, it's time for you to wake up from slumber, hear us, and learn how to accept changes too. Young Malaysians likes us are the voice for a better Malaysia tomorrow. Listening to your cronies and being ignorant will only bring about your own downfall and making you an unwelcome premier in the country. By then, you can really kiss our ass goodbye forever-ever.

Malaysia, we will rock you this 8 Mar 2008!

I feel very very very tension. Not sure if it is my swollen gum (I dun understand why my wisdom tooth is forrreveeeer growing one), the coming election, or it is the gar(bage)men in this country that is making me sick.

To those of you who think BatmaN is Great, and to those who think the election is useless because M’sia has no hope, and to those who are super-duper ignorant until don’t care/bother to vote, here are some interesting quotes for you to read:

"Everybody keeps on harping about how bad Malaysia is and do nothing about it. Nothing is going to change if all we can do is talk. Talk is cheap and action speaks louder than words. If you want the apples to fall, shake the apple tree!" – by jonc1977.blogspot.com

"In proposing new laws, the parliament requires a clear 51 percent majority from those in the parliament, only then it can pass the law. But with a 2/3 majority, BN doesn't even break a sweat with any law it wants to pull out of its ass. Here's some perspective. Singapore has amended their constitutions 4 times and USA in all their 5 centuries of existence have amended their constitution 27 times. Since 1957, BN has amended the Malaysian Constitution a total of 690 times. I will write it again so you won't think it is a typo. It is 690 times. You should now ask, where is the original constitution? Where has the nation gone? If it were not my country, I would be laughing. But I'm so not laughing no more."
– by realreds.blogspot.com

"Man, what a bunch of uneducated buffoons. All the education you've had only made you literate, but not educated. From that 'OH WE SO SCARED WE GET IN TROUBLE FOR SUPPORTING OPPOSITION' goes to show you people don't deserve freedom or liberty, or even justice because you're too chicken shit to even defend your own rights, or exercise your own rights in the first place. I wonder how many of you yuppies are even registered voters in the first place." – by bytemuncher.blogspot.com

"如果你知道以下有关大马的常识，你才算是一位合格的选民：在吉兰丹，华人是少数，但却是最多佛庙的州属，而且拥有全东南亚最长的睡佛，也不曾拆过一间庙。回教党政府多年前曾经给吉兰丹华文独立中学一千亩的土地，以便该中学发展该地而自供自足。吉兰丹州的猪农从来没有被州、市、县政府刁难过，猪肉也是公开吊着卖。回教党也参与协助马六甲猪农而被"污桶"磋揶。回教党领袖从来没有发表过种族偏激言论。反观"国震"领袖说用华人的血来洗马来剑，每年举剑吻剑。又有人说马来人被边缘化，国家欠马来人几百年，不喜欢就离开大马……。聂亚兹州务大臣现住马来高脚屋，也没有聘请保镳。国震小小巴生县议员非法住豪宅十多年不被对付。大多数吉兰丹华人都支持回教党。还有好多…震惊吧？一个是公平、廉洁和中庸。另一个贪污、腐败、滥权。若你还选一个你爱它但是它不爱你的"国震"政府，真是自作自孽了！火箭、蓝眼睛和青月亮都是我们的选择！时间无多，请速传。" – by some e-mail spammer

"I was born in Malaysia and I love Malaysia. It has maggi goreng, roti canai, nasi lemak, assam laksa, chee cheong fun, char kuey teow, and all the nice food which you cannot get in anywhere else in the world. I may not agree with the many things my garmen did, doing or going to do, but this is the place I grew up in. Despite it's flaws and imperfections, there is no place like home. All I can do is vote and make my home a better place for my children and grandchildren to live in. Let's vote for Malaysia, let's vote for CHANGE!" – by titoki.blogspot.com

And lastly, let me present you this absofcukinglutely hilarious punya interview and this image (from a DAP ceramah) taken by TV Smith in Penang on 6 Mar 2008:

This 8 Mar 2008, WE WILL WE WILL ROooooooooCCCCK YOU!!!

It looks like a fair election, it sounds like a fair election, but I don’t think it’ll be a fair election...

EC U R A BIG FAT LIAR NO SHAME AT ALL DEMOCRACY MY ARSE TOTALLY USELESS AND REDUNDANT DO U REALLY THINK WE ARE SO STUPID & WILL BUY INTO YOUR INK STORY CRAP U THINK WE 3-YEAR-OLD IF YOU DO U R INSULTING YOUR SLEEPING BOSS & THE EDUCATION HE PROVIDED TO US OH GAWD I PRAY HARD THAT U & UR BUNCH OF CRONIES & YOUR SLEEPING BOSS WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH THIS COMING 8 MAR 2008 I BLARDY DESPISE BIG FAT ARSES WHO SPEND MY HARD EARNED MONEY TO MAKE THEIR BOTTOM BIGGER WIDER AND ROUNDER ONLY I WISH YOUR MISTRESSES WILL HAVE PERIOD EVERYNIGHT AND CANNOT SERVE YOU LIKE HOW YOU CAN'T SERVE US GO DIE FAR FAR & ROT IN THE LONGKANG UR BROTHER DIDN'T FIX & GET SWAMPED BY THE GARBAGE UR COUSIN DIDN'T COLLECT IF THE SKY IS FALLING I HOPE IT WILL HIT YOUR FUGLY PIG FACE & HEAD FIRST I MEAN UR KKC HEAD SO THAT YOU'LL BE IMPOTENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE JUST LIKE YOUR INSIGNIFICANT EXISTENCE IF IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE ELECTION WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXISTED FOR SOMEONE WHO ONLY WORKS ONCE IN EVERY 5 YEARS WE HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY NICE TO YOU I WANT MY MONEY BACK OR ELSE GO WASH YOUR BIG FAT ARSE & GET READY TO RETIRE REAL SOON DO U KNOW THAT U R SO KNNCCBTNSPUKIMAKMAHAI LIDDAT CAN DIE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN RANT FULLSTOP ROARRRRRRRR LISTEN MR EC I WANNA SLAP YOUR CHEEBYE FACE LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE DON'T CARE IF IT WILL DIRTY MY HAND IF I DUN SLAP U I HAVE NO FACE TO SEE MY YET-TO-BE-BORNED CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN U R SUCH A DISGRACE TO OUR SOCIETY & COUNTRY U DIDN'T MAKE MALAYSIA BETTER U MAKE IT WORSE ONE DAY CHINA WILL PROGRESS BETTER THAN US SHAME ON ALL OF US MALAYSIANS WHO BELIEVED IN U & UR LANJIAO SYSTEM I WISH U GROW ACNE FUNGI EVERYWHERE ON UR FACE JUST GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY BLARDY TOLL & PETROL SO SEXPENSIVE NOWADAYS & U STILL SPLASH MY MONEY LIKE WATER WAIT TILL I BURN UR PUBIC HAIR WITH GASOLINE THEN U WILL KNOW WHAT IS PAIN U MUTHER-FOCKER-HALAL-INK-SUCKER MUST DIE THIS SUMMER!

Your 8 Mar 2008 exam's Must-Do-List

Dear class,

Your exam is around the corner.

If you want to pass your exam with flying colours to 光宗耀祖 this coming
8 Mar 2008, here is your must-do-list:

1) Pay attention in class.

Or else you won't know what's going on around you. You are sooo gonna FAIL BIG time.

2) Stop reading those BatmaN comics crap.

There is no such guy who wears a rubber suit, fly around, and save people at night. Only YOU yourself can save your own arse.

3) Don't drink alcohol or you'll get 'Lingam Syndrome'.

Whereby you cannot remember anything. Eyesight also blur. Ear also deaf. Everything becomes, "It looks like me, sounds like, but not sure if it's me."
Tell me class, if you are sooo blur-blur-dei liddat, how to answer the Qs in your exam paper?

4) Don't drink Kopi.

It's Sexpensive and addictive. If you drink one today, you'll need to drink ten to continue the 'effects' tomorrow. You'll be so broke and screwed.

5) Go Bersih you neighbourhood.

A clean environment produces an atmosphere conducive to education.
Think A+ A+ A+ A+ A+. *winks*

6) Don't eat curry cooked by rats.

You'll get diarrhea.

7) Wear enough clothes.

Coz you don't know when the roof is going to leak again.

8) Go to your local temple/church.

And pray hard for some miracles to happen.

9) Brush your teeth first before you come for the Oral Test.

Too smelly liddat can make your tester faint.

10) Ask questions.

If you DON'T, you won't KNOW!

11) No more blogging.

You've wasted waaay too much time writing rubbish and nonsense online.
Go do some proper research and study NOW! GOooo!!!

12) Practice makes perfect.

Do lotsa revision and exercises. Think A+ A+ A+ A+ A+ again. ;)

13) Wear a red panties to bring you good luck.

The Chinese believe that wearing a red panties can 'cheh' your enemies/opponents and make them weak/lose. So you know what to do lah! *winks*

14) Don't be shy. Form study groups with your classmates.

Remember, together we progress. Don't leave anyone behind.

15) If you fail this time, don't give up.

Make sure you are better prepared the next time round and come back stronger. There is a saying goes, "Better be late than never!"

Sekian, Malaysia. Good luck and all the best!

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