Getting on an irresponsible dog owner's nerve...

Today I received a forwarded e-mail in my inbox:

I was thinking of getting Gigi a playmate/bf because she is a bit lonely at home, so I sent an SMS to the Toy Poodle owner, Mr Eugene:

"Your toy poodle is so cute. How much are you selling?"

"RM 950."

"Negotiable? Got cert? Microchipped? Taken the jab? Where is your location?"

"Best price. No cert. Yes. 1st jab taken. Sec 14, PJ."

"May I ask what is the reason you are selling your poodle? Are you a breeder or something?"

And guess what was his reply.

"I bought for my son to play. Now he has no interest, that's why I want to sell."

I appreciate his honesty. However, I feel dismayed that him being a self-proclaimed Christian can be so shallow, immature and irresponsible. Suka-suka buy. Suka-suka dump. He really thinks his Toy Poodle is a toy!!
Tell me, what kind of role model is he portraying himself to his son?

"Can sell cheaper or not?"

"Best price la coz I give his cage and drinking kit free. All new. Cage I buy RM 65."

I was quite tulan with him already upon hearing his story. So I tiu 9 him a bit.

"I don't need a cage or a drinking kit. I have a Shih-Tzu myself. And we never cage her. She has been trained to pee & poo outside."

And then he became tulan with me.

"Best price. Thx."

LOL! I think I hit his nerve. And he doesn't want to layan me no more. ;)

I don't know about you but I'm seriously pissed with his LANSI attitude. Though I would encourage you to boycott buying the puppy from him and teach him a lesson. But if you are a serious buyer and a responsible dog owner, do drop me an e-mail and I'll give you his full contact number. I really don't want to see a smart breed goes wasted under him. The Toy Poodle deserved to be loved and cherished.

2008 Dog Olympics Day - Part 2

Hahaha, it is Liucas, the 'Confused' - he is unsure if he is a cat, a labbit, or a dog, at the Dog Olympics Day!

He got so confused that even we 'changed mummy' already also he didn't feel anything. Blur like sotong only.

The funniest thing is, he saw a gang of Schnauzers arguing, and he thought he is also one of them – a Schnauzer. And tried to interfere in their affairs. Hey Liucas, don't forget that you are a labbit and dogs don't play with labbit one. They eat them. Wakakakaka.

He didn't listen. Summore went ahead to sniff the boys' ballz – Liucas's way of saying hello and being friendly. Lucky those dogs were on a leash, or else, he already sudah jadi history like this...

Mommy had always warned me about Liucas being a humsup dog but I never believed her coz Auntie Winn always insisted that Liucas was just being friendly and sociable and I trusted her...

Until he started to smell/lick/sniff my butt up and down + left and right, and seemed to enjoy it very much.

What a butt-sniffing fetish he is!!! And Auntie Winn said this is how liucas said his hello. Oh gosh, so disgusting lah! And I thought the brownish sticky piece of thingie on his nose was chocolates... YUCK~

My mummy had to reprimand Liucas to make him stop sniffing my butt. And I hid behind my mummy's back for protection.

Auntie Winn had to put Liucas away coz he is too embarrassing liao sniffing other doggies' smelly buttocks in public. Sigh... In broad daylight summore. *Gigi shakes her head*

And this is how we were compartmentalized. My mummy said, 狗男狗女, 授授不亲!

But Liucas – the playboy playdog, like a 姣婆守不住寡, kept wanting to kau lui! And my mummy caught him red-handed. The evidence is as follows:

Muahahahahaa!!! Liucas, you really padan muka lah!

Liucas, Auntie Winn, my mummy, and I had a great time at the Dog Olympics Day!!! We will be back there again next year! I hope that Liucas will be tired of sniffing doggies' butts by then... Or else, I'll eat lotsa of potatoes the day before and fart in his face when he sniffs me again!

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2008 Dog Olympics Day - Part 1

2008 Dog Olympics Day - Part 1

Hello everybody, my mummy brought me to the 2008 Dog Olympics Day in Central Park, 1U, to look-look-see-see last Sunday. She thought I'm from Jinjang-mari never see big event with so many doggies before. What she didn't know was that I ate more dog biscuits than she ate salt.

Cheh~, dogs only mah... I watch the 101 Dalmations replay on the Assthrow's Disney Channel everyday ler. Sap Sap Sui lah!

Nepok and Batt Zhai were there too with their papa and mama.

The Beagle Nepok got angry with me when I called her Nen Nen Pok (she walked away). Coz mummy always said that I have eight Nen Nen Poks. I didn't know what a Nen Nen Pok is until I met Nepok for the first time and mummy kept calling her Nepok Nepok Nepok. Now I finally know that Nepok is actually a short form for Nen Nen Pok. See, I smart leh? But I still couldn't figure out why she suddenly became angry with me...

Oh well, Batt Zhai is so much friendlier than her. Batt Zhai is a Silky Terrier. I called her 'sifat jai', coz Batt (Butt) is 'sifat', and Zhai is boy. I think her mummy and daddy desperately wanted a boy but got a girl instead, so that's why gave her the name Batt Zhai, which sounded like a boy. No wonder she got identity crisis sometimes. Always think herself is a boy. Poor thing.

Then I saw a pair of sky blue eyes that reminds me of Brad Pitt. The Leng Jai.

It's Akira, the Siberian Husky, and his papa, James, a k2oc-ian. My mummy's friend.

I told mummy that I want to marry Mr Blue Eyes when I 'grow up'. She LOLed at me and said that I'm an Asian breed, ten years also the same baby size one. Sigh... So depressing lah.

Then mummy carried me in her arms and pointed her finger at all the bitches around us, "See girl, got so many Leng Lui doggies out there, you wait until your next doggy life also not yet your turn to marry Akira lah."

Hrrmmph... I think my mummy must be blind one. Those bitches are so fat and ugly liddat she also praised them 'leng' and beautiful.

Some even wore pasar aunties/clown/pyjamas outfits to attract attention. IMHO, they are so kiasu liddat can die lah.

Speaking of kiasu-ness, I saw a naked bitch emerged from the pond in the park. *BEEP BEEP* 情敌 alert!!!

Hey, it's Amber the Golden Retriever. Her mummy asked her to go for a swim to cool herself down and to get ready for the agility events. Gosh, how I wish I had her brain, her slender frame and her pair of long-long legs... so that I can be as tall as her, or at least be tall enough to marry my Akira Kor Kor.

Maybe because I bitched too much and sounded like a plausible underage runaway stray for the sake of Puppy Love. Mummy sent me for microchipping. She said if I'm not microchipped, I no hold Malaysian passport wor...

And I remember not long ago, she mentioned that doggy cannot go anywhere. What a liar. She day-day goes out jau okay lah. I go out jau NOT-OKAY lah. Maybe I should get my mummy to microchip herself instead. So that she'll know how to spell the word P.A.I.N and stay at home with me more often.

And when I was yelping in pain from the microchip jabbing, a familiar yet suspicious furry white backside flashed before my eyes...

(To be continued...)

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2008 Dog Olympics Day - Part 2

Mummy is going for a hiatus...

Dear readers,

Mummy is busy preparing me for this.

She won't be updating this blog for a while.

Liucas and DomDom you two 'oi-leng-9' just wait and see me win all the gold medals in the events laaa~!!! Wakakaka. ;)

Gambate woof woof woof!

Love,
Gigi

Why is a doggy must stay at home?

Gigi's 'happy look' on weekend when mummy is at home...

Gigi's 'jiak-sai look' on weekdays when mummy has gone to work...

Gigi asks mummy, "Why is a doggy must stay at home? Why is a doggy cannot eat human food? Why is a doggy cannot go to work? Why is a doggy has so many 'cannot'? Why is a doggy a doggy? Why am I a doggy? Why? Why? Why?"

Mummy replies, "死蠢!!! Eat full & got nothing to do still wanna ask WHY?
You no hands (4 legs) = Cannot work. When you cannot work, you cannot pay tax. No tax = No subsidy. And no subsidy = Doggy must stay at home and let mummy subsidise you. Wait till you grow up and have hands that time, then you can go to work and subsidise mummy back. Petrol will be Sexpensive. Don't say I didn't warn you."

"Mummy, like that I don't want to have hands. Petrol so pricey liddat can die. Work so hard but get peanuts skin only is really not worth my time and effort. Balik kampung tanam jagung lagi best. At least I can get to eat all the jagung that I tanam!" Gigi woofs.

Kena flamed because of Big Mac Chant!!!

I created a video featuring my doggy desperately performing tricks just for a bite on the Big Mac I got from McDonald's for the Nuffnang's Big Mac Chant competition. And I posted it on YouTube.

Then a n00b, Mr adidasforever85 (AF85), made a peri-peri hot comment as follows on my YouTube link:

"Tidakkah si peng-upload video ini merasa terhina apabila dia makan bersama anjing? Adakah anjing setaraf manusia? Adakah tujuan burger ini dicipta untuk diberikan kepada anjing?"

First and foremost, I really have to salute him for his courage to flame me with such audacity. And secondly, I need to thank him for bringing up such a controversial and sensitive issue/topic for a competition like this scale, which is currently being organized in an Islamic country like ours right now.

Am I being an insensitive prick to film a doggy in my McD ad? I don't think so. There is no black and white that says animals/dogs/whatnots cannot participate in the competition nor they can't be filmed licking a Big Mac. I did not break any house rules here. I made a Big Mac Chant video featuring my doggy and not a Big Mac with dog meat patties in it! Please pay attention and get your facts right. Duh~

And unlike most participants, I don't have any props or annoying kids of my own to be utilized for the video shoot, thus my doggy became my co-star. To me, dogs are cute fluffy little animals, just like your herd of pussy cats who like to litter in my garden and make their presence felt, i.e., paw prints all over my car bonnet. But hey, have I ever question you or chastise your love towards your unrestrained pets?

I feel sorry that there are people like Mr AF85 who think that I'm being indelicate to their religion's needs and beliefs. I feel sorrier for the fact that we have come thus far to build 1st world infrastructure in this country but still trapped in a 3rd world mentality, whereby women are raped because they dressed sexily.

If McD deems my video unfit, i.e, has breached their halal image, and decided to disqualify my entry, then so be it. It just goes to show that they are the biggest hypocrite in this world and of this century. You need to kill the cowSss to make the beef patties.

Anyhow, here is my reply to Mr AF85:

1) "Tidakkah si pengupload video ini merasa terhina apabila dia makan bersama anjing?"
(Do I the video owner feel scorned or insulted to be seen eating with a dog?)
Nope. I love dogs. And FYI, I don't eat dog food nor do I let them eat the food from my bowl/plate.

2) "Adakah anjing setaraf manusia?"
(Are dogs on par with humans? Should dogs be treated like humans?)
Dogs will not be called dogs if they are as intelligent as an adult human. Every life is precious. Be it animal or human.

3) "Adakah tujuan burger ini dicipta untuk diberikan kepada anjing?"
(What's the purpose of Big Mac? Are they created for dogs?)
Well, if you watch the video carefully, there is a slide/frame/subtitle that says, "Doggy cannot eat human food." I do hope that you interpret the message correctly. Cheers.

I dug up Mr AF85's YouTube profile and did a check on his background. And surprise surprise, the n00b had actually made a Big Mac Chant video for the said competition too.

However, his video is not listed on the Nuffnang website, which obviously implies that his homemade video is not qualified for the Big Mac Chant competition. Hahaha. Siu Sei Ngo larrr!

But why? Did he kill a buffalo or a peacock or something?

No, of course not. Just go and watch his video again and you will notice that he did not do the Big Mac Chant or any kind of barking chanting for that matter. Another word, he did not fulfill the very basic entry requirement, which is:

"Video yourself doing the Big Mac chant."

It kindda makes me wonder if he can actually understand any English at all. Oh well, this just goes to show that Dr M's archaic policies worked. He single-handedly created a whole new generation of English language delinquents in this country who are confused, irrational, and need to be trained and re-trained again and again just to get things right + become employable again. These young bloods are also the same bunch of mofos who waved their keris publicly and demanded to be tolerated. How cultivated these people are. Well done, my fellow countrymen, you have made us proud, again.

Doggy can do the Big Mac Chant too!

Cheh mummy, you think only you know how to do the Big Mac Chant ah?

I also know lah...



Dear unker, auntie, kor kor, jie jie, leng lui, leng jai, please vote for me here.

I wanna win the grand prize and go travel around the world without my mommy tagging along. (She likes to ask me do tricks!) Mommy can stay at home and wash my diapers for me.

Pa ra pa raa paaa~ I'm loving it. Woof!

Hey Liucas, can you do this?

Who ate the ginger flower?

Chinese New Year is for EAT and SLEEP

CNY TAKE 1

Mummy responded, "Ngor CHOI CHOI CHOI! You think we hungry ghosts one year eat once only nia?! Saampaaaat!!!"


CNY Take 2

Gigi responded, "Mummy, you wish lah! You think I free labour ah? My job is eat and sleep only. Kekekekeke. So lucky can die."