Disclaimer
I like to write to amuse and I like to write to abuse. That is because I am not allowed do either in the real life.
In real life, our society beckons us to conform, especially in MY society. I guess I'm just afury furry oddball who is way too vocal to kowtow to the society's norms and conventions. That's why I blog.
When I blog, it gives me MULTIPLE orgasms to force and shove my SHIT down into your throat. So that all of you can CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE and die a painful death in here. So fun.
Anyway, TITOKI'S SECRET DIARY provides me an avenue to voice, express, rant, cuss and leave a piece of my shit in the blogosphere.
Come on peepz, if I write in propery-goodie-old-in-GIRL-ish without a single swear word in it, then tell me what's the difference between reading a blog and a bible?
Some of you may digress. But for blogging's sake, this is supposed to be MY diary OKAY?!
*TITOKI aims her rifle at you* *just say YES*
And please don't forget that I have never used any force to ask anyone of you here to read my inane shit, OKAY?!
*TITOKI aims her rifle at you AGAIN* *just say YES AGAIN*
IT IS ALWAYS YOU AND YOUR OWN ITCHY BUTT THAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO BE FUCKED UPSIDE DOWN BY ME, MY UMBRELLA AND MY POSTS!!!
If you are not happy that your smelly arse got split like a cauliflower by my brolly, you can go home and cry. I don't care and I won't give a damn.
And if you do take in every single word which I have uttered in here to heart, you are a BLARDY IDIOT and that you are dumber than a single-celled amoeba (at least the amoeba has one brain cell and you have none).
Love,
TITOKI
In real life, our society beckons us to conform, especially in MY society. I guess I'm just a
When I blog, it gives me MULTIPLE orgasms to force and shove my SHIT down into your throat. So that all of you can CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE and die a painful death in here. So fun.
Anyway, TITOKI'S SECRET DIARY provides me an avenue to voice, express, rant, cuss and leave a piece of my shit in the blogosphere.
Come on peepz, if I write in propery-goodie-old-in-GIRL-ish without a single swear word in it, then tell me what's the difference between reading a blog and a bible?
Some of you may digress. But for blogging's sake, this is supposed to be MY diary OKAY?!
*TITOKI aims her rifle at you* *just say YES*
And please don't forget that I have never used any force to ask anyone of you here to read my inane shit, OKAY?!
*TITOKI aims her rifle at you AGAIN* *just say YES AGAIN*
IT IS ALWAYS YOU AND YOUR OWN ITCHY BUTT THAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO BE FUCKED UPSIDE DOWN BY ME, MY UMBRELLA AND MY POSTS!!!
If you are not happy that your smelly arse got split like a cauliflower by my brolly, you can go home and cry. I don't care and I won't give a damn.
And if you do take in every single word which I have uttered in here to heart, you are a BLARDY IDIOT and that you are dumber than a single-celled amoeba (at least the amoeba has one brain cell and you have none).
Love,
TITOKI
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