Ahmad's anaconda Vs. Fatimah's dragon

An MSN conversation between two sohais who got nothing better to do...

Ahmad: Mine is an anaconda ok?!

Fatimah: Mine is a DRAGON!!! And your anaconda sure dies one!!!

Ahmad: Yours is a black hole.

Fatimah: How you know it's black? Cannot be red, green, or yellow one meh?

Ahmad: It's a name... Yours is a black hole.

Fatimah: I said mine is a dragon and it can swallow an anaconda!!!

Ahmad: Dragon?? You Ah Kua ah?? lol!!

Fatimah: It's just a nick, cannot meh?!

Ahmad: Where got nick called dragon but then dun have dragon inside??

Fatimah: It's a dragon mouth u n00b!!!

Ahmad: I am so scared... Swallow my anaconda laa.. I am happy to live inside of you!

Fatimah: Your neck will be bitten off!!!

Ahmad: Yeah... Come on baby... Take it if you want. Have me inside of you... lol!!

Fatimah: You will become two parts!!!

Ahmad: My neck is strong...

Fatimah: Yeah right! My dragon teeth lagi strong!!! One bite and you are a goner!

Ahmad: I will pluck out your dragon's teeth one by one before it enters!

Fatimah: Your anaconda got no hands, how to pluck teeth?

Ahmad: I will pluck for my anaconda and it will make your mouth shout like no yesterday no tomorrow.

Fatimah: Once entered, your anaconda sure die bleeding non-stop!!!

Ahmad: Yeah... I wanna see blood after that!! My anaconda likes to see a bleeding cat.

Fatimah: It's a DRAGON not a cat!!! U blind ka?!

Ahmad: For my anaconda, the dragon is only a cat.

Fatimah: Your stupid anaconda wanna put its stupid head into my dragon's mouth to "sung sei"!!! Damn stupid anaconda!!! No brain one!!!

Ahmad: Yeah right... The feeling of dying is always good for my anaconda... And the brain is with me, not with the anaconda...

Fatimah: Your anaconda won't be able to feel a thing because it's already dead inside the dragon's mouth!!!

Ahmad: My anaconda enjoys being inside of it... It feels high.

Fatimah: It already MATI laa inside my dragon's mouth!!! It won't feel a thing!!!

Ahmad: It won't die. It's so special.

Fatimah: Your anaconda will be chewed chewed chewed and then swallowed!!! No more anaconda! U can say bye bye to your stupid anaconda!!!

Ahmad: Before entering the so-called dragon mouth, it has to pass thru a black forest.

Fatimah: The dragon doesn't live in a forest!!!

Ahmad: Your dragon needs a black forest to cover it's habitant for safety purposes.

Fatimah: It doesn’t live in a forest, it lives on cloud 9!!!

Ahmad: Not all snakes are allowed to go in, I am glad that my anaconda is invited.

Fatimah: Your anaconda is not welcomed by the dragon into its territory!!! And it never invites you! It won't wanna see such an ugly thing like an anaconda!!! Summore a no brain one!!!

Ahmad: Then you said you want my anaconda?? Yat si yat yeong…

Fatimah: When did I say my dragon likes anaconda?!

Ahmad: Adaptation is always difficult for an anaconda and a dragon in the black forest.

Fatimah: Lemme scroll back and check. If dun have, I’m going to throw a rock onto your stupid anaconda’s head and it can die right there and then!!!

Ahmad: Yeah... go and check la. I remember you said you want my anaconda to be inside of you... with teeth or something, damn blardy sharp one... lol!!

Fatimah: Dun have. Your anaconda can go die now!!!

Ahmad: Got... then I said I will pluck the teeth for my anaconda.

Fatimah: U copy and paste for me to see laa stupid!!!

Ahmad: I dun do copy and paste work for my anaconda one.

Fatimah: Of course you won't copy and paste for it because it doesn't know how to READ!!! And the dragon never says it likes your stupid anaconda!!! .|.

Ahmad: I know laa... Face is damn important for Chinese...

Fatimah: I'm not a Chinese!