What I really, really, really want for Christmas...

Dear Father Christmas,

This year, I have been a very well-behaved little girl. I have not murdered, and I have never helped my mommy with her chores. And I always say thank you dork, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring fruit leather panties. For my daddy, please bring a new razor (he’s hairy!). For my little sister, please bring a Barbie. For my doggy, please bring a chew toy. Oh – and for my cleaning lady, please bring some work ethic.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Spongebob Squarepants pajamas, and front row tickets to Jay Chou – plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000 (Euros please!).

Anyway, I hope you like the cognac and the copy of Playboy I left out for you.

Love,
Titoki

P/S: Please say Merry Christmas to Mrs. Claus.

PP/S: Oh yeah, and remember Liucas? He has been a really perverted whiner all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put coal in his stocking. Thanks!

No, Santa. I was kidding with you only with my letter. All I want for Christmas is everyone to be happy and healthy. And that's really, really, really all I want... :)