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Mom, can you please don’t play your oldies so loud on a Sunday morning? I’m in the midst of dating Zhou Gong’s son ler. We are about to kiss and your Gong Xi, Gong Xi has scared him away.

Sometimes I wonder if you do things on purpose to scare away all my suitors so that you can keep me by your side forever. Maybe not intentionally, but still…Sigh… Do you realize that your daughter can only have so many years left before she turns into a miserable old hag?

So mom, please do not stop me from exploring opportunities and options on my own and let me learn from my own mistakes.

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I’ve got a lot of things that I want to write when I’m not sitting in front of my computer, but now that I’m sitting in front of my computer, my brain goes blank.

Let me think...

OH YES, I want to write about Chap Goh Meh. Today is the last day of the lunar Chinese New Year and I so So SO want to throw honey mandarin oranges into the longkang outside my house. So that hopefully one day, my Knight(mare) will knock on the door and ask for my hand.

Yeah I know that’s just so lame. Wake up already TITOKI, there is no fairytale in this world. But what to do?! I’m so scared of loneliness. It’s my number 1 Fear Factor.

If you are a lonely soul like me + good looking + not gay, please don’t hesitate to date me now NoW NOW. QUICK! QUICK! QUICK! I AM SOoOo SINGLE AND AVAILABLE. Can someone PUHLEESE LURVE ME now NoW NOW???!!!

There is a saying goes, pluck the flower before it wilt. And I’m right here waiting for you. *wink wInK WiNk WINK*

I winked so many times at you also you don’t get it.

So depressing. Sigh...

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My aunties have already arrived. They are all chit-chatting and eating in the living room downstairs.

Hey aunties, the house-warming party doesn’t start until evening laa, why come so early?! You want me to start cleaning after you already issit? Damn you. Grrr...

OK, I’ll stop here. I can foresee today is going to be a busy day for me. And I won’t have spare time to ponder if you are going to date me or not. Ciao!