开会

Dear class,

Today we are going to learn the word:

开会 (kāi huì) or Meeting (n.) –

1. A formally arranged gathering;
2. The social act of assembling for some common purpose;
3. A small informal social gathering;

But my dear students, in the REAL life the REAL definition for 开会 is as follows:

听一班废人讲废话。 他讲，你听。就好像我blog什麽，你就得读什麽。没得选择。嘿嘿嘿!

In English translation:

Listen to a bunch of morons talking nonsense in the boardroom. He talks, you listen. Just like whatever shit I blog, you just gotto read it. You have no choice! Hehehe!

Ok class dismiss! I’ve gotto go 听一班废人讲废话 now! Ciao! Bye! Tata!