Wolf howls or chimp cries?!
Ed said: Long post, don't bitch...
Damn. It’s March already. March is a bloody long month. It has 31 days and almost 5 working weeks to be exact! Scary. And March sux too because this is the month where we have to compute our taxation!!! *Sienz*
I met Angel, a colleague of mine, at the train station yesterday. We are those "Hi", "Bye" kind of colleagues. We are not that close. Why? She used to transfer my boss’s calls to me thinking that I’m his secretary just because I’m the only girl in the department. Bloody smart, isn’t she? Never mind that, I don’t hold any grudges against her. But if I have decided that I don’t like you anymore, I won’t initiate any in depth conversation with you. It’ll just be "Hi" and "Bye", and that’s all.
Being the Ms Annoying that I am, I walked towards her, sat next to her and said "Hi". She acknowledged my presence by nodding her head.
I looked at her and said (half jokingly + half sarcastically), "Hey, you look so shit-face today. Why ar? Your department is going to collapse is it?"
Silence... one sec, silence... two sec, silence... three sec...
The rain poured down. No, I don’t mean the weather. I mean her shit-face. Her tears flowed down like an after-rain river!
I was taken aback by the amount of liquid flowing down from her shit-face. I do not know when my bitchiness has all evaporated and I asked her:
"What happen?"
"Who did this to you?"
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Come tell me."
"Don’t cry."
Even though I don’t really feel her pain, but I have to pretend that I feel her pain, OK???!!! So that she’ll conclude that I can be trusted and then she’ll pour out all the juicy details to me and then the next day I can spread it like wild fire in the workplace and then everyone will know it!
FARKIU laa where got so many "and then"!!! I’m not that mean, OK?! ;p Hahahaha. This is fun!
Anyway, let me continue the story...
After injecting her with a series of my "caring" and "concerns", she moaned, albeit like a ghost,
"T... I... T... O... K... I... My... DEP... Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~ Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~"
All I can hear is, "Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~ Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~". Fark man, is that some sort of wolf howls or chimp cries?! I can’t get a single coherent word out from her tears-filled mouth.
So you see, I was kind of exhausted already looking at the mess in front of me and trying hard to figure out what she was trying to tell to me, so I said to her,
"In this world, there are two types of people: Bad and Good. The bad people are there for us to tell apart who the good people are. So you shouldn’t blame them. It’s them who help you to recognise the good people in your life."
Her sobbing has ceased. I offered her some tissue paper and continued,
"I know life is sucks, but life goes on. What comes around will go around too. We have to forgive and forget. Let bygone be bygone."
I felt jolted after saying that to her. Because I don’t know if I was talking to her or I was talking to myself. And I can feel a cold sweat running down my spine.
Life is bound to have ups and downs. If we have not been in the pit before, we wouldn’t know when we are up. My energy has been zapped away these recent months because him. Now I need to collect them back and start to move on with my life.
I can see the long-awaited train approaching our platform from afar. I turned to her and said, "Come on girl, don’t cry anymore. Tomorrow is another day."
She smiled and said to me, "TITOKI, thank you for your advice. I feel better now."
Actually, I should thank her because I am the one who feels better NOW.
Damn. It’s March already. March is a bloody long month. It has 31 days and almost 5 working weeks to be exact! Scary. And March sux too because this is the month where we have to compute our taxation!!! *Sienz*
I met Angel, a colleague of mine, at the train station yesterday. We are those "Hi", "Bye" kind of colleagues. We are not that close. Why? She used to transfer my boss’s calls to me thinking that I’m his secretary just because I’m the only girl in the department. Bloody smart, isn’t she? Never mind that, I don’t hold any grudges against her. But if I have decided that I don’t like you anymore, I won’t initiate any in depth conversation with you. It’ll just be "Hi" and "Bye", and that’s all.
Being the Ms Annoying that I am, I walked towards her, sat next to her and said "Hi". She acknowledged my presence by nodding her head.
I looked at her and said (half jokingly + half sarcastically), "Hey, you look so shit-face today. Why ar? Your department is going to collapse is it?"
Silence... one sec, silence... two sec, silence... three sec...
The rain poured down. No, I don’t mean the weather. I mean her shit-face. Her tears flowed down like an after-rain river!
I was taken aback by the amount of liquid flowing down from her shit-face. I do not know when my bitchiness has all evaporated and I asked her:
"What happen?"
"Who did this to you?"
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Come tell me."
"Don’t cry."
Even though I don’t really feel her pain, but I have to pretend that I feel her pain, OK???!!! So that she’ll conclude that I can be trusted and then she’ll pour out all the juicy details to me and then the next day I can spread it like wild fire in the workplace and then everyone will know it!
FARKIU laa where got so many "and then"!!! I’m not that mean, OK?! ;p Hahahaha. This is fun!
Anyway, let me continue the story...
After injecting her with a series of my "caring" and "concerns", she moaned, albeit like a ghost,
"T... I... T... O... K... I... My... DEP... Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~ Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~"
All I can hear is, "Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~ Woohoohoo~woo~woooo~". Fark man, is that some sort of wolf howls or chimp cries?! I can’t get a single coherent word out from her tears-filled mouth.
So you see, I was kind of exhausted already looking at the mess in front of me and trying hard to figure out what she was trying to tell to me, so I said to her,
"In this world, there are two types of people: Bad and Good. The bad people are there for us to tell apart who the good people are. So you shouldn’t blame them. It’s them who help you to recognise the good people in your life."
Her sobbing has ceased. I offered her some tissue paper and continued,
"I know life is sucks, but life goes on. What comes around will go around too. We have to forgive and forget. Let bygone be bygone."
I felt jolted after saying that to her. Because I don’t know if I was talking to her or I was talking to myself. And I can feel a cold sweat running down my spine.
Life is bound to have ups and downs. If we have not been in the pit before, we wouldn’t know when we are up. My energy has been zapped away these recent months because him. Now I need to collect them back and start to move on with my life.
I can see the long-awaited train approaching our platform from afar. I turned to her and said, "Come on girl, don’t cry anymore. Tomorrow is another day."
She smiled and said to me, "TITOKI, thank you for your advice. I feel better now."
Actually, I should thank her because I am the one who feels better NOW.
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