Warning Warning Hurricane Red Sorghum ahead!
Arrrrgggggghhhhh…
It’s the first working day of the week again!!! Weee…
Shit happens again!!! Weee…
My arse almost got raped again!!! Weee…
And I’m so fucking gay like dat!!! Weee…
The truth is, when people are not fucking, they are CREATING shit (and vice versa). If they don’t do either, they are probably dead!!!
Need further explanation?
Go bang your head on the monitor until you see BLOOD. The answer is there.
I feel depressed. Anything attached with the word FIRST is always depressing and disappointing. For e.g.,
PERIOD is not GROSS at all, ok?
*TITOKI slaps your forehead*
Didn’t I tell you not to get too addicted to me?!
Didn’t I tell you not to read my blog before and/or after your meal?!
Didn’t I tell you not to refresh TITOKI’S SECRET DIARY every other second?!
Did you guys ever listen?!
And now you dare to complain that I’m GROSS???!!!
*TITOKI snorts*
Like I care.
I’m not your average sugary sweet girl-from-next-door with cute dimples who likes to make chocolate cookies and sing to the birds.
I kick animals, I cuss and I like to write DISGUSTING stuff, i.e., my soaking red pad, on my blog to make fugly people like you puke until your mom also cannot recongnise you!
Sweet and innocent girls can only be found in kindergarten these days!!! Well maybe not anymore. I've just discovered that my neighbour’s 5-year-old girl knows how to sing and demonstrate “THE ANTS SIGN” poem which goes something like this:
She’s a PRO!!! ;p
Let me rephrase my statement again:
Sweet and innocent girls can only be found in kindergarten these days!!!
Sweet and innocent girls are all extinct already!!!
You may go to a corner and cry all you want.
And I am not going to hug you.
Just bugger off and give me some peace.
Ed note:
FYI, it’s still pretty stormy and raining red sorghum down there. According to the weatherman, there won't be any sunshine for another 5 more days.
It’s the first working day of the week again!!! Weee…
Shit happens again!!! Weee…
My arse almost got raped again!!! Weee…
And I’m so fucking gay like dat!!! Weee…
The truth is, when people are not fucking, they are CREATING shit (and vice versa). If they don’t do either, they are probably dead!!!
Need further explanation?
Go bang your head on the monitor until you see BLOOD. The answer is there.
I feel depressed. Anything attached with the word FIRST is always depressing and disappointing. For e.g.,
- The FIRST bf,
- The FIRST kiss,
- The FIRST day at school,
- The FIRST day of your PERIOD every month.
PERIOD is not GROSS at all, ok?
*TITOKI slaps your forehead*
Didn’t I tell you not to get too addicted to me?!
Didn’t I tell you not to read my blog before and/or after your meal?!
Didn’t I tell you not to refresh TITOKI’S SECRET DIARY every other second?!
Did you guys ever listen?!
And now you dare to complain that I’m GROSS???!!!
*TITOKI snorts*
Like I care.
I’m not your average sugary sweet girl-from-next-door with cute dimples who likes to make chocolate cookies and sing to the birds.
I kick animals, I cuss and I like to write DISGUSTING stuff, i.e., my soaking red pad, on my blog to make fugly people like you puke until your mom also cannot recongnise you!
Sweet and innocent girls can only be found in kindergarten these days!!! Well maybe not anymore. I've just discovered that my neighbour’s 5-year-old girl knows how to sing and demonstrate “THE ANTS SIGN” poem which goes something like this:
There are two ants,
(Scene 1: Show two middle fingers)
They are about the same size,
(Scene 2: Put each thumb between the middle and the ring finger respectively and hold your hand like a fist)
When it crawls into the hole,
(Scene 3: Insert middle finger into a hole which is made from the thumb and the index finger)
You have gotto hit it hard!!!
(Scene 4: Slam the hole with your palm!)
(Scene 1: Show two middle fingers)
They are about the same size,
(Scene 2: Put each thumb between the middle and the ring finger respectively and hold your hand like a fist)
When it crawls into the hole,
(Scene 3: Insert middle finger into a hole which is made from the thumb and the index finger)
You have gotto hit it hard!!!
(Scene 4: Slam the hole with your palm!)
She’s a PRO!!! ;p
Let me rephrase my statement again:
Sweet and innocent girls are all extinct already!!!
You may go to a corner and cry all you want.
And I am not going to hug you.
Just bugger off and give me some peace.
Ed note:
FYI, it’s still pretty stormy and raining red sorghum down there. According to the weatherman, there won't be any sunshine for another 5 more days.
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