The Kiasu & Kiasi Malaysian Blogging Style
Dear readers,
Ms Titoki has decided that from today onwards, she will be joining the Bolehland's Kiasu & Kiasi Blogging Style:
1) No pictures
There will be no more full frontal pictures of her in this blog. You will get to see bits and pieces of her only. It could be her eyes, her ears, or her nostrils. As for today, you'll get to see her feet:
2) Poke fun at others
Malaysians have the habit of making themselves happy at the expense of others. She will be doing the same too in her blog. No more self-deprecating jokes. And she's SOOOO gonna start posting YOUR silly 'hairstyle' online!
3) 10 days 1 post
OR 1 month 3 posts to make you guys wait until your neck long like the giraffes! So that when her new posts DO come out, you guys can't wait to spam her comment box silly!!! YAY~!
4) Ads Ads Ads
She'll cover her blog with ads. Every single corner of it! And thus the chances of you unwittingly clicking on any one of them will be high. In another word, she will make herself filthy rich from you bunch of n00bs who can't get enough of her! *Hiak Hiak Hiak*
5) Talk rubbish
The more booshit she can churn out for her blog, the merrier! That means there will be more bored people like YOU to drop by to read her inane shite!!! YES!!! And there will definitely be no more stooopid yet personal childhood stories like this and this for you to kid!
Till then, don't miss her!
With lots of lurve,
The Evil Tik
P/S: You better start saving Titoki's pics now. She might be gone in a blink of an eye!!! *Ngek Ngek Ngek* ;)
Ms Titoki has decided that from today onwards, she will be joining the Bolehland's Kiasu & Kiasi Blogging Style:
1) No pictures
There will be no more full frontal pictures of her in this blog. You will get to see bits and pieces of her only. It could be her eyes, her ears, or her nostrils. As for today, you'll get to see her feet:
Malaysians have the habit of making themselves happy at the expense of others. She will be doing the same too in her blog. No more self-deprecating jokes. And she's SOOOO gonna start posting YOUR silly 'hairstyle' online!
3) 10 days 1 post
OR 1 month 3 posts to make you guys wait until your neck long like the giraffes! So that when her new posts DO come out, you guys can't wait to spam her comment box silly!!! YAY~!
4) Ads Ads Ads
She'll cover her blog with ads. Every single corner of it! And thus the chances of you unwittingly clicking on any one of them will be high. In another word, she will make herself filthy rich from you bunch of n00bs who can't get enough of her! *Hiak Hiak Hiak*
5) Talk rubbish
The more booshit she can churn out for her blog, the merrier! That means there will be more bored people like YOU to drop by to read her inane shite!!! YES!!! And there will definitely be no more stooopid yet personal childhood stories like this and this for you to kid!
Till then, don't miss her!
With lots of lurve,
The Evil Tik
P/S: You better start saving Titoki's pics now. She might be gone in a blink of an eye!!! *Ngek Ngek Ngek* ;)
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