Do you know what I did last weekend?

Last week, my boss bestowed me a project to do and the deadline is on next Monday. That's why I've no choice but to cancel all my dates to do my assignment at home for the whole of last weekend like a good university student.

1) Food for thought.
2) Green tea for the soul.
3) Highlighters for 'dirtying' my notes.
4) Reading so many materials at once can die!

The project requires me to investigate and review a network solution which is able to prohibit a super smart p-2-p application from gobbling up the bandwidth.

I am expected to google, research, play with the software a bit and then summarise my findings (more than 200 pages of notes) into a two page layman terms with pictorials for n00bs and lazy baboons alike. Very the sien can die.

To help you understand my job scope better, let's take a look at the examples below:

CASE 1:
Instead of using such a long and windy description to describe my flamer, Ms Wasabi, as follows:

"Attention-deficit, elongated banana boobs, chink eyes, pimply, pig-nose, toothless, hobbit-size, elf ears, greasy hair, loose cheebye, Titoki-wannabe!"

We just need to get a good picture (see below) that illustrates her physical attributes well:

CASE 2:
Instead of using so many adjectives to depict your beloved Ms Titoki:

We just need to get a good picture (see below) or maybe a word or two that says it all:

My dear friend, this is what we called a picture is worth a thousand words. *wink wink* ;)