I am an island!
I saw Ian doing it. So my hands and butt also become itchy like him...
Titoki says:
1) You are an island.
Wrong. I'm the bitch who lives on the island. With a tail summore. And I wag. Liucas and Ah Boy are my best friends. They teach me how to bake a cake.
2) You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
Correct. Not any Tom, Dick or Harry can give me that ONE dick which can sextify my needSss. Worse comes to worst, I can always get myself a dildo. Or better still, my dear friend, X'mas is around the corner. You should know what to do. *wink wink* And errr... my birthday falls on 7 of Aug. I don't mind to have a new toy to play with every year. *nudge nudge*
3) And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Correct. I attract weirdos. Birds of a feather flock together they say. ;p
4) Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
Correction. It should be:
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your Lychees inside. ;)
5)You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Titoki's outer voice:
KNNCCBMCHSEIPOKKAINIAMAPUKISOFUCKTARDLIDDATCANDIE!!!
Titoki's inner voice:
Why so many alphabets geh? <= NOT realiable!!!
6) Your self sufficiency
Wrong. I don't have a dick growing on my body.
7) You despise authority
That's why I like school boys like him, him and him.
CUM boys, cum let mommy spank-spank your butt-butt with the new whip-whip~!!!
8) Your power color: Maroon
But I like black, grey and white wor. Black for mysterious, grey for in-between (not wrong and not right), and white for innocence.
9) Your power symbol: Hammer
So tell me where is my nail?
10) Your power month: July
But I like December only. Got bonus. Got X'mas. Got New Year. Yay~!!! :)
Okay guys, now is your turn to do the birth date analysis!
Ed note:
1) I can't believe that you guys believe that shit pic belongs to me.
2) I certainly can't believe that you guys believe that I can remember to grab my camera when I was in such a hurry to 'bake a cake'.
3) I abso-fucking-definitely can't believe that you guys believe that I can manage to snap such a beautiful shit pic with my pants down and pieces of shit still sticking out my butt. Sigh...
4) You guys have so much faith in me liddat can die!!!
5) Lastly my friend, go do a shit image search in Google, you will find the answer on the second page.
| Your Birthdate: August 7 |
 You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy. And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you. Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights. You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice! Your strength: Your self sufficiency Your weakness: You despise authority Your power color: Maroon Your power symbol: Hammer Your power month: July |
Titoki says:
1) You are an island.
Wrong. I'm the bitch who lives on the island. With a tail summore. And I wag. Liucas and Ah Boy are my best friends. They teach me how to bake a cake.
2) You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
Correct. Not any Tom, Dick or Harry can give me that ONE dick which can sextify my needSss. Worse comes to worst, I can always get myself a dildo. Or better still, my dear friend, X'mas is around the corner. You should know what to do. *wink wink* And errr... my birthday falls on 7 of Aug. I don't mind to have a new toy to play with every year. *nudge nudge*
3) And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Correct. I attract weirdos. Birds of a feather flock together they say. ;p
4) Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
Correction. It should be:
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your Lychees inside. ;)
5)You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Titoki's outer voice:
KNNCCBMCHSEIPOKKAINIAMAPUKISOFUCKTARDLIDDATCANDIE!!!
Titoki's inner voice:
Why so many alphabets geh? <= NOT realiable!!!
6) Your self sufficiency
Wrong. I don't have a dick growing on my body.
7) You despise authority
That's why I like school boys like him, him and him.
CUM boys, cum let mommy spank-spank your butt-butt with the new whip-whip~!!!
8) Your power color: Maroon
But I like black, grey and white wor. Black for mysterious, grey for in-between (not wrong and not right), and white for innocence.
9) Your power symbol: Hammer
So tell me where is my nail?
10) Your power month: July
But I like December only. Got bonus. Got X'mas. Got New Year. Yay~!!! :)
Okay guys, now is your turn to do the birth date analysis!
Ed note:
1) I can't believe that you guys believe that shit pic belongs to me.
2) I certainly can't believe that you guys believe that I can remember to grab my camera when I was in such a hurry to 'bake a cake'.
3) I abso-fucking-definitely can't believe that you guys believe that I can manage to snap such a beautiful shit pic with my pants down and pieces of shit still sticking out my butt. Sigh...
4) You guys have so much faith in me liddat can die!!!
5) Lastly my friend, go do a shit image search in Google, you will find the answer on the second page.
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