Friday, May 23, 2008

Kena flamed because of Big Mac Chant!!!

I created a video featuring my doggy desperately performing tricks just for a bite on the Big Mac I got from McDonald's for the Nuffnang's Big Mac Chant competition. And I posted it on YouTube.

Then a n00b, Mr adidasforever85 (AF85), made a peri-peri hot comment as follows on my YouTube link:

"Tidakkah si peng-upload video ini merasa terhina apabila dia makan bersama anjing? Adakah anjing setaraf manusia? Adakah tujuan burger ini dicipta untuk diberikan kepada anjing?"

First and foremost, I really have to salute him for his courage to flame me with such audacity. And secondly, I need to thank him for bringing up such a controversial and sensitive issue/topic for a competition like this scale, which is currently being organized in an Islamic country like ours right now.

Am I being an insensitive prick to film a doggy in my McD ad? I don't think so. There is no black and white that says animals/dogs/whatnots cannot participate in the competition nor they can't be filmed licking a Big Mac. I did not break any house rules here. I made a Big Mac Chant video featuring my doggy and not a Big Mac with dog meat patties in it! Please pay attention and get your facts right. Duh~

And unlike most participants, I don't have any props or annoying kids of my own to be utilized for the video shoot, thus my doggy became my co-star. To me, dogs are cute fluffy little animals, just like your herd of pussy cats who like to litter in my garden and make their presence felt, i.e., paw prints all over my car bonnet. But hey, have I ever question you or chastise your love towards your unrestrained pets?

I feel sorry that there are people like Mr AF85 who think that I'm being indelicate to their religion's needs and beliefs. I feel sorrier for the fact that we have come thus far to build 1st world infrastructure in this country but still trapped in a 3rd world mentality, whereby women are raped because they dressed sexily.

If McD deems my video unfit, i.e, has breached their halal image, and decided to disqualify my entry, then so be it. It just goes to show that they are the biggest hypocrite in this world and of this century. You need to kill the cowSss to make the beef patties.

Anyhow, here is my reply to Mr AF85:

1) "Tidakkah si pengupload video ini merasa terhina apabila dia makan bersama anjing?"
(Do I the video owner feel scorned or insulted to be seen eating with a dog?)
Nope. I love dogs. And FYI, I don't eat dog food nor do I let them eat the food from my bowl/plate.

2) "Adakah anjing setaraf manusia?"
(Are dogs on par with humans? Should dogs be treated like humans?)
Dogs will not be called dogs if they are as intelligent as an adult human. Every life is precious. Be it animal or human.

3) "Adakah tujuan burger ini dicipta untuk diberikan kepada anjing?"
(What's the purpose of Big Mac? Are they created for dogs?)
Well, if you watch the video carefully, there is a slide/frame/subtitle that says, "Doggy cannot eat human food." I do hope that you interpret the message correctly. Cheers.

I dug up Mr AF85's YouTube profile and did a check on his background. And surprise surprise, the n00b had actually made a Big Mac Chant video for the said competition too.

However, his video is not listed on the Nuffnang website, which obviously implies that his homemade video is not qualified for the Big Mac Chant competition. Hahaha. Siu Sei Ngo larrr!

But why? Did he kill a buffalo or a peacock or something?

No, of course not. Just go and watch his video again and you will notice that he did not do the Big Mac Chant or any kind of barking chanting for that matter. Another word, he did not fulfill the very basic entry requirement, which is:

"Video yourself doing the Big Mac chant."

It kindda makes me wonder if he can actually understand any English at all. Oh well, this just goes to show that Dr M's archaic policies worked. He single-handedly created a whole new generation of English language delinquents in this country who are confused, irrational, and need to be trained and re-trained again and again just to get things right + become employable again. These young bloods are also the same bunch of mofos who waved their keris publicly and demanded to be tolerated. How cultivated these people are. Well done, my fellow countrymen, you have made us proud, again.

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