What a cheebye dinner!

Ed note:
Oh fark, I feel old today! Don't even attempt to remind me of it.
Damn depressing can die. Sigh... How time flies.

So sorry for the lack of update. I had been super busy lately.

Little nephew I never knew existed. Good thing that he inherited the double eyelids.

Last weekend was my paternal grandma's burpday. So the whole Titoki clan were invited (by my cheebye aunt whom my grandma is staying with) to attend a family reunion dinner to celebrate grandma's burpday in a newly opened restaurant somewhere in the vicinity of KL.

There were 6 of us who went for the dinner. But we ended up paying RM1K for our meals (for the 6 of us). You must be wondering what the mountain-treasure-sea-creatures which my so-called relatives had ordered on our behalf.

You see, there were 4 tables in total. Around 46 people attended the dinner. But why the dinner so sexpensive one? Even if we have ordered an RM1K set meal per table, each person only needs to pay RM100 only wat. Why the heck our family needs to fork out RM1K for 6 people eating the dinner????!!!
Why do we need to pay so damn much one?!?!?!?!

Well, allow me to enlighten you the whole hoo-haa baa-waa saga.

1) One table costs at least RM899++. Excluding wine, tea, rice, & corkage fees.
2) Some kiasu brought their gf/bf/fiance/fiancee to attend the dinner too.
3) The daughters (aunties) don't need to pay. Only the sons (uncles) pay. Another word, all my aunts, their husbands, children, children's spouses, and their grandchildren, all eat FREE. Just because their surname is not LIEW.

MAHAI, I wonder who is the genius who came up with such a wonderful rule to calculate the dinner cost!!! That cunning cheebye needs to be spayed and then fed to the stray cats. Dad brought RM500 cash saje. Like you and me, he too thought that the dinner cost calculation will be based on headcount. Abuthen, how wrong we were. And your beloved Titoki had to dig her own wallet to cover the other half for her father. How filial and noble. Not nice way = SOHAI.

Hey friends, imagine this: One meal costs you RM500. Eat what fark exactly?

I also don't know. But it made me feel like one big lump of my meat is cut & gone liddat. Damn painful wei~ Even the Sultan and Emperor also belum makan sampai soooo ter-cheebye-lampau punya mahal like this.

I can assure you that there will be no next time again aitelyu. You will not see me eating with these cheebye relatives of mine from my dad's side in my life ever again. Or else, I'll change my surname to the BIG FAT KL-MALI PUNYA WATERFISH. No joke.