Look Ma, Mr Bee Eng had done it again!!!

Hello all, how's your New Year? Mine is so-so only because this morning I received an e-mail from my HR informing us that effective year 2009, the Malaysian Inland Revenue Board has issued a NEW Scheduler of Monthly Tax Deduction, STD, for tax year 2009!

Our current Scheduler

The spanking New Year 2009 Scheduler

QUESTION:
So how do I calculate my monthly deductible remuneration for my PCB?

ANSWER:
Monthly pay – *EPF = Monthly deductible remuneration for PCB.

Note:
If your EPF contribution is less than RM 500, then *EPF is your current EPF contribution amount. If your EPF contribution is RM 500 or more per month, then *EPF is RM 500, which is the max EPF deduction allowed.

For example, if you are earning RM 6500 per month for year 2008, then your monthly deductible remuneration for PCB is:

RM 6500 – RM 500 (max EPF allowed) = RM 6000

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Current (2004) scheduler.

Thus, according to the 2004 scheduler, your PCB is RM 402 per month (income bracket 5951-6000).

But come year 2009, your PCB will increase by leaps and bounds.

Let's say your pay remains the same (RM 6500), do the calculation again, and you will notice that your new monthly PCB has now increased to RM 494!!! Which is blatant DAYLIGHT robbery!!!

New 2009 scheduler.

This is the lampiran enclosed with the new tax scheduler.

How many of us earn between the "RM 35K to 50K" bracket or above the "RM 250K" bracket annually? Those who really benefited from this scheme scam are the people who work in the government sector or politicians!

Mind you, some of you dimwits may argue that it's a good thing that we pay more now so that when we do our tax calculation/submission in April, we don't have to pay so much more taxes again. What a lot of bullshit!!!

Do you NOT know that the FIRST rule of Accounting theory is the following:

TIME IS MONEY!

So if all of us pay an increased amount of tax (I'm talking about millions of RM, or possibly billions too!) to the LHDN starting from Jan 2009, so tell me my dear friends, how much more interest or extra $$$ are these BN fuckers earning receiving pocketing each month now? And where will all these 'NEW' money be channeled into? And to do what?

So I say, FUCK YOU BEE ENG!!!

Reduce the burden of the general Malaysians, MY ARSE!!!

Reduce the fuel prices for the people of Malaysia, MY BIG FAT ARSE!!!

Seriously, if the facilities around us and the welfare of the people in this country are well taken care of (and not like a pile of NAJIS like now), I won't whine or mind paying so much more for the taxes. But hell no, the roads still got potholes. The roof is still leaking. KL still flood. The public transportation system still sucks. The toll still jammed. The hospital still got no equipments. The policemen still accept bribes. Hungry babies still crying. And YOU fucktards who tax me still expect me to BOW, PAY MORE, and MAKE YOU GROW FATTER and FATTER each and everyday ah? Huh??

I don't know about you but I really can't wait to see that piece of NAJIS being flushed down into the toilet and then being forgotten like a piece of DEAT MEAT. Very soon.

Ed note:
I really cannot fathom why we are forced to fork out MORE money now to pay for our taxes & all when the whole wide world is talking about laying off staff and cutting down on overhead. Do our government have no compassion at all? In addition, how will my money be spent on? Sending more astronauts to the space? Buying more metal scraps? Burning more money in the sky? Or organise more study rombongan for the ministers to travel to overseas to learn how to cushion the economy downturn in M'sia? WTF!