Friday, March 10, 2006

The mysterious stranger in the rain...

It was raining cats and dogs that morning. I got off the train feeling deflated because I left my brolly at home.

I was late. I couldn’t afford to stay and wait inside the building for the rain to stop (like the rest of the passengers). So I ran towards the junction trying to cross the busy road to beat the rain and crowd. The rain was hitting my face cold and hard but I persevered.

And then out of a sudden, the rain stopped. I looked up. A strong arm is holding up an umbrella over my head and shielding me away from the rain. I turned and looked at the umbrella owner.

He smiled (Oh my gawd~, he is sOOoo handsome) and he said to me, "We can cross the road together if you don’t mind." (Hehe, of course I don't mind!!! Which sane lady would reject such an offer from a handsome stranger?)

I smiled and I said thank you to him. We crossed the road together. He put his arms around my shoulders, and I put mine on his waist. We crossed the road like a pair of lovelorn couple. (OK morons, I made the last part up. He is a gentleman. He is not as lewd and shrewd as you, BrUddEr!!!)

I said thank you to him again before I left his "embrace". He is a good looking chap with a complimentary arse. But too bad I was TOO SHY to ask for his name and his contact details.

And NOW NOW NOW, I FARKING HATE MYSELF NOW for not lingering in his "embrace" a little bit longer!!! GAaahhhhhh!!!

WHY AM I SO SHY?!

WHY DIDN'T I INTRODUCE MYSELF?

WHY DIDN'T I ASK FOR HIS NAME?!

WHY DIDN'T I CHAT TO HIM just a little bit LONGER?!

WHY AM I SO STUPID?!

GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON ANT*

GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON GRASSHOPPER*

GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON SPIDER*

GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON LIZARD*

GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON ALL U MUTHERFARKER WHO LAFF LIKE A HYENA*


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Dear Jesus, Buddha, Allah, whateva, whateva, whateva, please let me see him again. PLEASE. I promise I’ll be good (for tonight only). TeeHeeHee.

Ed note: If you think you are not ugly and if you can recognise me on the streets, don't be shy, please come up to me and say hi! :)