The mysterious stranger in the rain...
It was raining cats and dogs that morning. I got off the train feeling deflated because I left my brolly at home.
I was late. I couldn’t afford to stay and wait inside the building for the rain to stop (like the rest of the passengers). So I ran towards the junction trying to cross the busy road to beat the rain and crowd. The rain was hitting my face cold and hard but I persevered.
And then out of a sudden, the rain stopped. I looked up. A strong arm is holding up an umbrella over my head and shielding me away from the rain. I turned and looked at the umbrella owner.
He smiled (Oh my gawd~, he is sOOoo handsome) and he said to me, "We can cross the road together if you don’t mind." (Hehe, of course I don't mind!!! Which sane lady would reject such an offer from a handsome stranger?)
I smiled and I said thank you to him. We crossed the road together. He put his arms around my shoulders, and I put mine on his waist. We crossed the road like a pair of lovelorn couple. (OK morons, I made the last part up. He is a gentleman. He is not as lewd and shrewd as you, BrUddEr!!!)
I said thank you to him again before I left his "embrace". He is a good looking chap with a complimentary arse. But too bad I was TOO SHY to ask for his name and his contact details.
And NOW NOW NOW, I FARKING HATE MYSELF NOW for not lingering in his "embrace" a little bit longer!!! GAaahhhhhh!!!
WHY AM I SO SHY?!
WHY DIDN'T I INTRODUCE MYSELF?
WHY DIDN'T I ASK FOR HIS NAME?!
WHY DIDN'T I CHAT TO HIM just a little bit LONGER?!
WHY AM I SO STUPID?!
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON ANT*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON GRASSHOPPER*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON SPIDER*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON LIZARD*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON ALL U MUTHERFARKER WHO LAFF LIKE A HYENA*
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Dear Jesus, Buddha, Allah, whateva, whateva, whateva, please let me see him again. PLEASE. I promise I’ll be good (for tonight only). TeeHeeHee.
Ed note: If you think you are not ugly and if you can recognise me on the streets, don't be shy, please come up to me and say hi! :)
I was late. I couldn’t afford to stay and wait inside the building for the rain to stop (like the rest of the passengers). So I ran towards the junction trying to cross the busy road to beat the rain and crowd. The rain was hitting my face cold and hard but I persevered.
And then out of a sudden, the rain stopped. I looked up. A strong arm is holding up an umbrella over my head and shielding me away from the rain. I turned and looked at the umbrella owner.
He smiled (Oh my gawd~, he is sOOoo handsome) and he said to me, "We can cross the road together if you don’t mind." (Hehe, of course I don't mind!!! Which sane lady would reject such an offer from a handsome stranger?)
I smiled and I said thank you to him. We crossed the road together. He put his arms around my shoulders, and I put mine on his waist. We crossed the road like a pair of lovelorn couple. (OK morons, I made the last part up. He is a gentleman. He is not as lewd and shrewd as you, BrUddEr!!!)
I said thank you to him again before I left his "embrace". He is a good looking chap with a complimentary arse. But too bad I was TOO SHY to ask for his name and his contact details.
And NOW NOW NOW, I FARKING HATE MYSELF NOW for not lingering in his "embrace" a little bit longer!!! GAaahhhhhh!!!
WHY AM I SO SHY?!
WHY DIDN'T I INTRODUCE MYSELF?
WHY DIDN'T I ASK FOR HIS NAME?!
WHY DIDN'T I CHAT TO HIM just a little bit LONGER?!
WHY AM I SO STUPID?!
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON ANT*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON GRASSHOPPER*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON SPIDER*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON LIZARD*
GAaahhhhhh!!! *STOMP ON ALL U MUTHERFARKER WHO LAFF LIKE A HYENA*
.|.
Dear Jesus, Buddha, Allah, whateva, whateva, whateva, please let me see him again. PLEASE. I promise I’ll be good (for tonight only). TeeHeeHee.
Ed note: If you think you are not ugly and if you can recognise me on the streets, don't be shy, please come up to me and say hi! :)
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