His is itchy, how about yours?
Was having a drink with a friend in a pub recently...
Friend: I wish to have a girlfriend like you.
TITOKI: Like me?! Why? What good do you see in me?
Friend: You are smart and beautiful.
TITOKI: Okay, you can ask for my hand now.
Friend: But then, you are TOO smart for me.
TITOKI: Too smart? (WTF???!!!)
Friend: Yeah.
TITOKI: I thought you said you like SMART girl.
Friend: Yes, but not someone who is smart and sharp like you. It makes me suffocate.
TITOKI: Okay tell me now my friend, when did I try to cover your face with a pillow?
Friend: You know I don’t mean that.
TITOKI: Please enlighten me.
Friend: Well, sometimes men prefer their women not to be too smart. Because it makes them feel overpowered and that they can’t be naughty behind their wives’/gfs’ back.
TITOKI: Ohh... so you want a not-too-smart and beautiful wife/gf so that you can be naughty when she's not looking?
Friend: All men do. Unless he is from Brokeback Mountain.
TITOKI: One thing I don’t understand is that if you already have a not-to-smart beauty in your arms, why would you still want to be naughty?
Friend: That’s because all men’s Lanjiaos are constantly itchy!!!
TITOKI: *ROTFLOL*
Friend: Now you laugh.
TITOKI: Hey, Mr Cheebye fetish, you need to get your itchy Lanjiao checked badly! ;p
Friend: No need, you scratch it for me is enough already! *cheeky grin*
TITOKI: Over my dead body!!!
Ed note: I’m going to be quite busy this week. I can already foresee the coming avalanche in my workplace. If I do not employ scare tactics and blackmails, my heavily secured castle is going to be invaded by a bunch of curious-looking, hormone-overfilled, hot-blooded baboons. Enough said.
Friend: I wish to have a girlfriend like you.
TITOKI: Like me?! Why? What good do you see in me?
Friend: You are smart and beautiful.
TITOKI: Okay, you can ask for my hand now.
Friend: But then, you are TOO smart for me.
TITOKI: Too smart? (WTF???!!!)
Friend: Yeah.
TITOKI: I thought you said you like SMART girl.
Friend: Yes, but not someone who is smart and sharp like you. It makes me suffocate.
TITOKI: Okay tell me now my friend, when did I try to cover your face with a pillow?
Friend: You know I don’t mean that.
TITOKI: Please enlighten me.
Friend: Well, sometimes men prefer their women not to be too smart. Because it makes them feel overpowered and that they can’t be naughty behind their wives’/gfs’ back.
TITOKI: Ohh... so you want a not-too-smart and beautiful wife/gf so that you can be naughty when she's not looking?
Friend: All men do. Unless he is from Brokeback Mountain.
TITOKI: One thing I don’t understand is that if you already have a not-to-smart beauty in your arms, why would you still want to be naughty?
Friend: That’s because all men’s Lanjiaos are constantly itchy!!!
TITOKI: *ROTFLOL*
Friend: Now you laugh.
TITOKI: Hey, Mr Cheebye fetish, you need to get your itchy Lanjiao checked badly! ;p
Friend: No need, you scratch it for me is enough already! *cheeky grin*
TITOKI: Over my dead body!!!
Ed note: I’m going to be quite busy this week. I can already foresee the coming avalanche in my workplace. If I do not employ scare tactics and blackmails, my heavily secured castle is going to be invaded by a bunch of curious-looking, hormone-overfilled, hot-blooded baboons. Enough said.
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