You boleh laugh at me

How would you feel when 9 out of 10 of your university friends are scattered all over the world and the 10th one is leaving for Canada soon while you are stuck in a third world (for various reasons) working your arse off earning peanuts which can't even properly cover the bills?

Sometimes I get so fuckstrated to be stuck in Malaysia, the land of the Bolehs. The only country in the world where you boleh speed, get caught and still boleh walk away unfucked and unruffled. Malaysia boleh ya?!

And also, the Malaysian people are the best bomohs in the world. They have the abilities to mind-fuck you and turn you into one of them. Coming back to Malaysia during the summer holidays before my graduation in autumn had gotten me mind-fucked to believe that GET MARRIED & REPRODUCE is a must.

Here in Malaysia, if you are a girl, above legal age and you do not have a bf, then you are officially a freak. You will become the hot topic in town. Everywhere you go, you can feel the hot stares piercing through your back. Everyone will discuss about you at every opportunity given. Nosey people will not hesitate to harass and ridicule your family right in front of your nose like you are invisible or something,

"Mr & Mrs T, I'm so CONCERNED about TITOKI. How old is she already? Why is she still single? When is she getting married? Does she have a problem or something?"

Concern my arse laa okay?! Likewise I'm so fucking CONCERNED why her husband doesn't want to TOUCH & FUCK a pork chop at night.

If my brain wasn't washed and flushed by those CONCERNED cheebyes and lanjiaos, I wouldn't have come back for love good. I would be happily doing my big OE (Overseas Experience) right now like the rest of my classmates.

And now I've officially become the biggest dumbass in the World Wide Web Whole Wide World (WWW). Go ahead and laugh. And I pray that all of your teeth will fall off tomorrow morning. It'll do you good though. No need to chew, just swallow. You can save some pennies too because you no longer need to use Darlie.

SIGH... I shouldn't have laughed at all those stupid blonde jokes so much and now I'd a taste of my own medicine. I wished I could travel back to the past and choose my destiny again.

And where is that blardy UNDO button in LIFE when you needed it the most?!

Well, I suppose the Lord had pulled the biggest prank in life when he created Adam and Eve and I bet he's having the last laugh right now.