A bun in the oven!

I spent the whole weekend watching a man doing his 'thang' inside my room.

He stripped, he pushed, and he shoved.

He heaved, he huffed, and he puffed.

He banged, he peed and he farted.

He left me weak, limped and jaded.

He EVEN demanded me to pay him 1 thousand 3 hundred.

"WTF", I said.

"You can't even aim and shoot properly", I complained.

"Do you know that I have to wash, scrub and wipe every surface clean after you have gone?" I growled.

He turned, he smirked and he replied, "You asked for 'it' babeh!"

I looked at Mr MCP exasperatedly, "Is this what I get in return?"

I will not let another man come into my room again. Hrrmmmpphh!!!