Snoring like a pig
I took some Vitamin C last night and I am feeling better today. Yay!
BUT...
This morning I lost one iced latte to a n00b. *wipe that smug grin off his face and rub some shit on it instead* France 1 Portugal 0. How crappy.
(I should get him some French snails and frogs legs to go down with his latte too.) Bluuueeeeeerrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh...
Anyway, this guy was sitting in front of me in the train just now.
I have never in my life seen a person who can start snoring like a dinosaur within a few seconds of sitting down. This is my first. Mom said good things must share. So I snapped his picture down and show it to you here. LOL.
There was once I travelled down to Taupo (for skiing) with my classmates during our winter break. We rent a small bungalow unit for the night. It's an old and aging property. The place is filled with all those used and worn out 'Old England' furniture and pictures which give you an eerie kind of feeling which makes you feel EeeewwwW EeeewwwW EeeewwwW EEeeeeEWWwwwwW. *shudder* *shudder*
There are two rooms inside. The girls take the master bedroom and the guys take the smaller room down the hall.
It was all sweet and dandy until one of my girlfriends started to snore like a T-REX in the middle of the night. I couldn't sleep. So I crept out from my room and slept on the sofa outside.
I was half asleep and half awake when a funny repeating rhythmic 'noise' started to get louder and nearer to me by the second...
"Swash..." "Dik..." "Dok..." "Swift..."
"Swash..." "Dik..." "Dok..." "Swift..."
"Swash..." "Dik..." "Dok..." "Swift..."
OMFG!!! Is it a GHOST?!
I pretended to be asleep and shut my eyes real tight because I was afraid that if I open my eyes, I will see 'those things' waving and smiling down at me. (Ya Ya, I'm a chicken shit. Go ahead and laugh all you want.)
My worst nightmare came true. It REALLY approached me. It didn't just call out my name, it tapped on my shoulder and it started to talk to me too. WTF I thought. I opened up my eyes and was prepared to scream my heart out...
Then...
I saw George. It was him who made those stupid sound and I could see that he's trying hard to suppress his laughter.
"MCH you fucktard, WTF do you think you are doing here? You scared me shitless!!! KNNCCB!!!"
"I couldn't sleep laa. SL is snoring like a thunder in your room until my room on the other side also can hear."
"But do you have to tap on my shoulder?! I thought you were a ghost niamapuki!!!"
"Hahaha. Actually I just want to tell you that I'm sleeping on the floor and please don't step on me when you get down from the couch."
"Can't you just sleep slightly a bit further away from where I'm sleeping?"
"Like you, I am also scared of ghosts worrr, how?"
"Tiuniasing Pukimak you no Lanjiao one issit???!!!"
"Do you wanna do a first hand verification on my physical attributes?! Muahahaha."
"Over my dead body!"
No, I didn't check him up but we ended up playing poker until sunrise. Despite SL's snoring, we had a great time in Taupo. Skiing, Bungy-jumping, Mountain-climbing, White water-rafting, Black water-rafting & etc. You name it and I've done it. *wink wink*
And from this memorable trip, I have learnt that:
1. Snoring doesn't limit to guys only AND
2. George is a pussy. ;p
Kthxbai!
Ed note:
1) The actual conversation does not consist of any *$@#&%$#@%*. Cheers.
2) This post is inspired by the snoring fei-lou in the train because he reminds me of my girlfriend who can snore until the whole house also cannot sleep one. ;)
BUT...
This morning I lost one iced latte to a n00b. *wipe that smug grin off his face and rub some shit on it instead* France 1 Portugal 0. How crappy.
(I should get him some French snails and frogs legs to go down with his latte too.) Bluuueeeeeerrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh...
Anyway, this guy was sitting in front of me in the train just now.
There was once I travelled down to Taupo (for skiing) with my classmates during our winter break. We rent a small bungalow unit for the night. It's an old and aging property. The place is filled with all those used and worn out 'Old England' furniture and pictures which give you an eerie kind of feeling which makes you feel EeeewwwW EeeewwwW EeeewwwW EEeeeeEWWwwwwW. *shudder* *shudder*
There are two rooms inside. The girls take the master bedroom and the guys take the smaller room down the hall.
I was half asleep and half awake when a funny repeating rhythmic 'noise' started to get louder and nearer to me by the second...
"Swash..." "Dik..." "Dok..." "Swift..."
"Swash..." "Dik..." "Dok..." "Swift..."
"Swash..." "Dik..." "Dok..." "Swift..."
OMFG!!! Is it a GHOST?!
I pretended to be asleep and shut my eyes real tight because I was afraid that if I open my eyes, I will see 'those things' waving and smiling down at me. (Ya Ya, I'm a chicken shit. Go ahead and laugh all you want.)
My worst nightmare came true. It REALLY approached me. It didn't just call out my name, it tapped on my shoulder and it started to talk to me too. WTF I thought. I opened up my eyes and was prepared to scream my heart out...
Then...
I saw George. It was him who made those stupid sound and I could see that he's trying hard to suppress his laughter.
"MCH you fucktard, WTF do you think you are doing here? You scared me shitless!!! KNNCCB!!!"
"I couldn't sleep laa. SL is snoring like a thunder in your room until my room on the other side also can hear."
"But do you have to tap on my shoulder?! I thought you were a ghost niamapuki!!!"
"Hahaha. Actually I just want to tell you that I'm sleeping on the floor and please don't step on me when you get down from the couch."
"Can't you just sleep slightly a bit further away from where I'm sleeping?"
"Like you, I am also scared of ghosts worrr, how?"
"Tiuniasing Pukimak you no Lanjiao one issit???!!!"
"Do you wanna do a first hand verification on my physical attributes?! Muahahaha."
"Over my dead body!"
No, I didn't check him up but we ended up playing poker until sunrise. Despite SL's snoring, we had a great time in Taupo. Skiing, Bungy-jumping, Mountain-climbing, White water-rafting, Black water-rafting & etc. You name it and I've done it. *wink wink*
1. Snoring doesn't limit to guys only AND
2. George is a pussy. ;p
Kthxbai!
Ed note:
1) The actual conversation does not consist of any *$@#&%$#@%*. Cheers.
2) This post is inspired by the snoring fei-lou in the train because he reminds me of my girlfriend who can snore until the whole house also cannot sleep one. ;)
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