The Nyonya sisters Part 1 - Lai Chee and Lai Choo

Once upon a time in the straits of Malacca, there lived two beautiful Peranakan sisters.

The curvy one is called Lai Choo.

And the flat one is called Lai Chee.

Both of them are single and available.

The two sisters 'heart' their village ruler's son, Mr Su Per Mann, very the much.

While Lai Choo will day-day prepare his favourite kuih-muih for him.

Lai Chee will day-day put on her beautiful make-up, pushes up her boobs and wears her beautiful Baju Kebaya for him.

They will also day-day gaze at him from afar, hoping he will throw them back a glance.

Abuthen, day-day also Mr Su Per Mann will greet and smile at their gardener, Ah Leong, only which kindda made the sisters wonder what had actually gone wrong...

Then finally one day, the sisters found out that Mr Su Per Mann is a graduate from the University of Brokeback Mountain.

They have no choice but to chop him up and used his minced meat to make Siu Loong Bao to forget him + to cure their heartache.

Since then, the family's dim sum business has soared to sky high. Making them the richest old maids in the world. And their motto in life is:

Mess with the best, die like the rest!!!

Ahem, Siu Loong Bao anyone? ;)