Up to no good

Dear mom & dad,

While the both of you are away, we've been very, very good at home.

We vacuumed the house, cleaned the windows, mopped the floor, scrubbed the toilets and we certainly didn't try to squeeze ourselves into mom's collection of Baju Nyonyas for camwhoring purposes.

As for the broken Evita hair clip on your table, you guys may wanna 'talk' to Porky about it as he had a bad hair day his gf got period. *wink wink*

We also firmly believe that Porky could be solely responsible for mom's diminishing foundation stick. He kind of implied to us that the colour matches his fur the other day. Boys are also very oi leng and vain like the girls nowadays! Tsk tsk tsk... ;p

Lastly, mom & dad, if you guys notice anything 'unusual' at home, for e.g., missing cup or broken chair, please don't hesitate to refer back to Porky. He's young. He's new. And he's a boy! Y'all know what I mean, rite? ;)

Love,
R, S & Titoki

P/S: We forget to tell you that Porky's surname is 'Hyperactive' and his middle name is 'Full-Of-Spermenergy'.