Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The Nyonya sisters Part 2 - The Lai Chee's boobs

Eventhough both Lai Choo and Lai Chee are sisters, Lai Choo is waaay better endorsed than Lai Chee in terms of 'form and shape'.

One day, Lai Chee approached Lai Choo for some boobs maintenance advice on 'form and shape'.

She even handmade a pair of beaded shoes for her sister Lai Choo. So desperate can die!!!

Lai Choo was touched by Lai Chee's gesture. She shared her sexcret with her, "First, you must stop eating Lychees and start eating the Longans instead. If you don't believe me, try feeling my boobies and see!"

Lai Chee extended her hand to squeeze-squeeze Lai Choo's boobs, "Wow, my dear sister, that's really soft, round, firm and handful!!!"

"Of course it is!" smiled Lai Choo.

She continued, "Since Longans are seasonal, if you can't find them in the market, try apples. They will do the same trick too."

"Are you sure that APPLES too can enhance the look and feel of my boobs?" Lai Chee questioned Lai Choo sceptically. Lai Choo nodded her head and gave her a wink.

Lai Chee followed her sis's advice religiously. Day-day also she'll consume plenty of Longans or apples. Abuthen, her boobs are still flatter than the KLIA runway...

"Biaaatch, you lied to me. The Longans and apples don't work!!! I day-day eat them also nothing happened." Lai Chee complained.

"Sis, you must eat the Longans for a long period to see its effects", Lai Choo responded.

"As for the apples, you don't 'eat' them. You 'wear' them inside your bra to make your boobs look bigger until the Longans' effects have kicked in. You DOINK!!!" Lai Choo laughed like a hyena.

"WHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT?!"
Poor little Lai Chee fainted upon hearing that.

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