The weekend porgy @Lan Kwai Fong

What?
Unofficial Bloggers Luncheon

Where?
Lan Kwai Fong (LKF) Café, The Curve

When?
24 Sep 2006 @12.30PM

Who?

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I first stumbled upon his blog way back in 2005. And I still can vividly recall his Wong Tat Swee's stories. Especially the one about how Wong Tat Sweet is going to survive on his meagre income with the price of the ciggies shooting up the roof. ;p He really made himself sounds like a VCD peddler or something. And I bet that a lot of us here had been fooled by his Wong Tat Swee's facade & his crappy stories before. LOL.

I started to leave comments in his blog when I learnt about his niece's condition and that he's lived in NZ before. I didn't know that my words have touched his heart so much that even until today he can still remember me. He said he 'misses' me a lot or so I've been told. Hahaha. Well, I guess absence has made the heart grows fonder. *wink wink*

And on last Saturday, we finally met. This guy doesn't hesitate to grab my hand and shake it. And then he proceeded to kneel down and polish my shoes. Before I could recover from the shock, he had already given me a big bear hug. And I was still blur blur dei wondering who the fark is this humsup uncle. LOL. Being a true blue businessman that he is, he sure gained himself A LOT of 'profit' from me on that day!!! ;)

Angel

I only have three words to describe her: Friendly, sweet and gentle. She is also quite see mun and quiet in real life. Not like me blabbering away non-stop like a Woody Woodpecker. LOL.

This lovely lady also gave me a 'Big Ben' keychain from UK as a token of friendship. She made me feel so honoured, flattered & paiseh liddat... *blush blush*

The most unbelievable thing is that my car plate's number is actually her birth date too. Hahaha! Now we all know how 'young' she is. ;)

Ah Tak

This guy has the charisma and the 'Ooommmph' factor that draw people to him. Especially girls. *wink wink*

He is very down to earth and not afraid to self-deprecate. I asked him to make some funny faces and poses for my camera. Instead, he replied, "No need one. People will automatically laugh already when they see me. Because I sure look like a clown already." ;p

Carcar

One day, I received an email request from a girl called Carmen inviting me to chat with her in Yahoo Messenger. I thought she was a lesbian. So I registered myself a Yahoo account with the aim to annoy her back a bit and maybe to scare her away from me too.

Abuthen, she turned out to be my high school friend. What a small small world. Both of us have grown up and changed a lot. We really couldn't recognise each other until we'd started to talk about our friends in school.

It's just soooo super the nice and amazing that we run into each other again in Bloggerland (amongst all the places in the world).

And sweetie, I do hope that we can stay in touch forever. :)

Cocka

First of all, I want to say thank you to Uncle Cocka for buying me and Angel dinner on that night. :)

I sure didn't know of this yankee cock's existence until he had started to make lots of crowings & annoying comments in my posts. He really got my undivided attention for the looooongest time in history. LOL.

He TOO doesn't hesitate to put his arms around me FIRST (like the two previous Mr Salty Pork Hands before him) before he bothers to ask me for permission, "Can I put my arms around you ar? You won't call me Mr Salty Pork Hand one hor Hor HOR?"

Reeeeeaaaally NIAPA~chuisum & NIAMA~fulat!!!

"Do I actually have a choice, HUH?!" I glowered and growled back at him.

No one is going to believe him if he tells people that he's not a true blue humsup professor from the Institute of Lin Cocka Wingz! ;)

Kenny

This guy is a long lost friend of mine. I've known him for more than two years already (through IRC).

Eventhough he is in my Friendster list, we have never met before. Now that we have found each other again, we are sooo going to continue our 'unfinished' story... together-gether hor...???
*wink wink* ;)

Seefei

The first impression Seefei gave me is that he is very 'fatherly'. LOL.

I first read his blog when he wrote an open letter detailing the dos and don'ts to his yet-to-be-conceived son. The said entry is so funny that I almost fall off from my chair when I was reading it.

This guy also managed to make me stormed into the LKF café majiam a madwoman looking for her infidel husband. Thanks to all his calls and smses asking me whether I've arrived or not. Giving me the false impression that everyone has already arrived and I'm not.

But when I stepped into the café, there was no one there. So I dialled his number to ask him where he and the gang went. And in that split second, I saw a tall guy in a blue and white stripes shirt striding towards the LKF café direction with one hand holding a mobile phone and the other hand holding a digicam.

I queried him tentatively (via my mobile phone), "Are you wearing a blue and white stripes shirt today?"

"Yes I am! Can you see me already?" He asked.

I waved at him. He then quickly aimed his digicam at me. It made me feel like a newborn. And daddy couldn't get enough of me. LOL.

Seng Kor

I was editing and uploading the porgy photos we took in LKF to my online album. Then my sister walked in and she saw Seng Kor's pic. She said, "Eh jie, is this guy a HK actor? The one who always plays the dai jek low or garn charn role one?!"

"Well, he could be his long lost brother or maybe related to him in some way along the family tree... Why? You like him ar?" I turned and asked her.

"No la. Tiuniasing kor kor is more yau yeng and Leng Jai than him! But then hor this guy really looks like that actor from HK!" She replied.

:X

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Tiuniasing

This guy is a good friend of mine since many moons ago. :) He knows my family well. When I said 'family', it literally means the whole family including my granny, aunts, uncles and cousins.

He is not what he portrays himself to be in his blog. Everyone has an altered ego. Some people express themselves better through words. And sometimes some words can really stir up our emotions and thoughts. It's all about mind game and mind-fucking. *wink wink*

To me, he is like a Dai Ah Kor. I wouldn't hesitate to call him up if my car broke down somewhere in the middle of the night. That's how much trust and faith I have in him.

Winn

This girl is very Leng Lui. Bark shuet shuet and wart luet luet.

But too bad, she has closed down her blog already. Tell me Winn, when are you going to re-open your 'shop', huh? :) I really wanna get to know you better wor. *wink wink*

She has re-opened her shop for ME!!! ;)

Zeroimpact

This guy is so cute. I haven't read his blog's entries before. But I think I will, starting from today, eh?! ;p So that the both of us can get to know each other better. Hahaha.

And dear, please don't forget 'the promise' which you've made in my comment box, ok?! LOL!!! *wink wink*

A mysterious mama blogger named Kat & her son

This lady is still a mystery to me. But then her son is damn cun one aitelyu. Till I have more information on her, I'll share with you again. *wink wink*

That's all folks!!! :)