Kita memang boleh!

Part of my job involves sifting through hundreds of CVs and interviewing candidates who applied to work in my department.

Some of them do not hesitate to share their stats with me:

"My name is Alex. I am strong and tall (180cm and 110kg). I want to apply for the job you advertised in The Moon. The jobs seem to fit very well with my education and career interest. Hire me and you won't regret it."

Some of them tried to pimp themselves to me:

"My family and friends regard me as emotionally stable and trustworthy. If you would like me and want to discuss my interest, please call me at 019-9999 999. Your co-operation is much appreciated."

Some of them lied blatantly in my face:

"I am a fresh grad. I have four month working experience with XYZ. And I gained five years experience with computer technologies."

Some of them are very honest:

"I would like to apply for the above mentioned position. I am a fresh graduate. I have no experience and my English is no so good. But I can learn, read and write."

Some of them told me things that I shouldn't know:

"I have two wives, three cats and seven kids. I need this job urgently. Please give me a chance to prove myself to you."

Some of them asked their current boss to write in for them:

"To whom it may concern, Jon is a hardworking person. He has been working for me from Date A to Date B. But he doesn't want to work with me anymore because his gf is in KL working."

These people definitely know how to brighten up my mundane day in the office.

Thank you Malaysia! ;)