Friday, November 10, 2006

You asked for it!

Hi darling,

I'm so happy today because I've just discovered a gold mine in Haloscan.

TAaa~daaa!!!

YES!!! I can actually moderate my readers' comments in Haloscan.

And I also believe that this is the last thing a blogger will want to impose on his/her own personal blog.

I myself never like censorship. And it baffled me to the max when my blogger friend MichaelOoi has activated the moderation feature in his blog. But now I understand why this action needs to be taken so.

There are just waaay too many self-righteous, fat, fugly and pimply retards out there reading our blogs DAILY. And these fucktards have one thing in common: All have pea-sized brains. They like to assume, judge and bark like a mad dog based on a few words they read on someone's blog. Damn sohai can die!!!

Below are two faggots whom I have recently banned with utmost multi-orgasmic satisfaction:

I'm not sure if I have accidentally stepped on their ancestors' graves or something. But one thing I'm damn certain is that these two laughing stocks have given me & my readers a great deal of amusement in the last couple of days. I thank you YOU very da much.

Now that I have turned on the moderation option in my comment box, I dare YOU, YOU and YOU to comment in my posts again. Allow me to forewarn you this: I will moderate every single malicious comment you DARE to submit in my blog here from this second onwards.

And I sooo wanna see your frust of not being heard to snowball into an avalanche. So that you will bother to go all the way out to create a FEW hate sites for me. It will definitely feed my manic ego to the max. *wink wink*

Since we are at it, I might as well give you a few good suggestions on the naming of the domains for your websiteSss (See, I'm so helpful liddat can die!!!):

1. www.we-hate-titoki.com
2. www.titoki-the-fucktard.com
3. www.titoki-is-a-bitch.com
4. www.titoki-is-so-fucking-lame.com
5. www.titoki-boobs-so-small-can-die.com

Last but not least, I wish everyone has a fan-fucking-tastic weekend ahead!!!

Lots of hugs and muacks,
Ms Titoki – The smart-ass pretty bitch! ;p

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