My home is a breeding ground for Aliens

WARNING:
Long post ahead with lots of gross and disgusting pictures attached. Please have your meal first before you proceed.

Sometimes we shouldn't judge a person from the outside because it's the inside that counts. The inside here doesn't mean the lychees, oranges, watermelons or the bananas. You humsup!

What I'm trying to say is what looks calm on the surface doesn't really reflect the passionate molten lava inside. Just like this beautiful custom made wooden cabinet in my parents' kitchen...

We moved into this new house less than a year ago. A lot of our appliances are still in their original boxes. Some of them are brand new too.

Despite the beautiful facade, the inside is totally rotten. We didn't notice such avalanche is happening right under our nose until we spring clean our house during the Raya holidays.

This is the Love Nest built by 'the visitors'.

Another close-up shot of the latest mega structure in Asia.

These mutherfarkers have been busy copulating and producing tonnes of babies behind closed doors.

They do not just feed on the boxes. They shit and sleep in the same place too!

Let's have a closer look at their wriggly little bodies.

Aren't they cute and adorable?

(You'll never see a plate of fried rice in the same light again. ;)

It took me one whole day to castrate and torture them until their mother also cannot recognise them. Not forgetting the ear-piercing screams which reverberated through walls and echoed in corners when the ordeal was taking place. Damn painful can die aitelyu!

Well, the screams actually came from my sisters laa. And not from the Aliens. My folks were not in at that time and we don't have a maid at home. As the eldest girl in the family, I have no choice but to take up the Dai Kar Che role to clean up the mess with my own bare hands. While my two younger sis stood afar and gaped with their mouth wide open like a gold fish on dry land. My life sux.

I can assure you that THIS sexperience is definitely more earth-shattering than giving out your first kiss to your gf/bf.

I had a great time scrubbing the place clean. Multi-orgasmed to the max. You would never know, would you? *wink wink* ;p

The pic above shows the same spot where the Aliens were discovered. My dad had to cover up the holes and gaps (where the termites came in) with some homemade cement. We also replaced all the boxes in our kitchen with plastic containers.

This is a lesson we will not forget for the rest of our lives.