Titoki's one-day-stand with an Ah Pek in PeeDee
Wennie, Tiuniasing, Lai Choo and me went to visit Ah Pek in PeeDee last week.
Initially, I thought Ah Pek is an old man, majiam those ci-peks (Cina ah Peks) in the Kopitiam. One leg on the chair goyang-goyang, one leg on the floor goyang-goyang. One hand holds kopi, one hand holds porn. *Quickly run away before Ah Pek catches me* Muahahaha! Abuthen, he turns out to be sooo much younger than I'd imagined. He's even younger than my own parents aitelyu.
Ah Pek's very happy to see us. Not just him. His whole family also welcomed us warmly into their territory. The feeling is like visiting your own uncle during Chinese New Year liddat.
Tiuniasing had a great time checking out Ah Pek's bini...
We all know that Ah Pek is very good in 'screwing' people things. *Haha* But what surprised me is that...
He has a green thumb for fingering planting too. *wink wink*
And err... *Ahem* I didn't know Ah Pek likes big cactus batang as well (see pic below). *LMAO* Unker Cocka, did you give this to Ah Pek as a pressie last time? ;)
This is Ah Pek's pride. I mean the pot plant below laa! The one above is Cocka's one! ;þpPppPpp
We went to a nearby restaurant for dinner in the evening. It was Ah Pek's treat. Thanks again Ah Pek!!! The food's awesome. :)
Meeting Ah Pek was fun. But meeting Ah Pek's wife lagi fun.
Light Moment 1
Mrs Ah Pek said to me, "Ah Pek is a very good husband and a dedicated father. He has never scolded the girls before yadda yadda yadda..."
"Auntie, are you 'selling' your Ah Pek again ah?" Notty Wennie interrupted.
Mrs Ah Pek replied, "I only got one. If I don't sell him, who else can I sell?" ;)
What a cheeky auntie!
Light Moment 2
"Auntie, how did Ah Pek chase you last time?" We asked Mrs Ah Pek.
Mrs Ah Pek replied, "I'm Chinese educated and he's English educated. To avoid the embarrassing chicken-talk-to-ducks situation, he drew lots of pictures for me!"
"So auntie, what did Ah Pek draw for you last time?" We asked again.
"He drew me lor! My portrait lor." Mrs Ah Pek blushed.
We had another round of laughter after that! ;p
Light Moment 3
"Ah Pek, how come your youngest daughter's eyes are so big and round geh?" I asked.
Mrs Ah Pek quickly chipped in, "Got a story one!"
We all turned to her direction, "What story is that auntie?"
"He bought a lot of Longans for me to eat, that's why our youngest daughter's eyes are so big and round." She replied cheerfully.
Then Tiuniasing kepoh-ed, "Ah Pek, lucky you didn't give your wife eat Lychees or else majiam Titoki liddat can die!!! Wakakakakakakaka!!!"
That guy kena bitch-slapped by me 9 9 on that night!
*Titoki growls*
Anyway, we had a great time meeting Ah Pek and his family on that day.
Ah Pek even invited us to go back to visit him this coming Chinese New Year. He said the dragon fruits in his garden will be ready to be harvested by then!!!
Wanna cum?! :)
Initially, I thought Ah Pek is an old man, majiam those ci-peks (Cina ah Peks) in the Kopitiam. One leg on the chair goyang-goyang, one leg on the floor goyang-goyang. One hand holds kopi, one hand holds porn. *Quickly run away before Ah Pek catches me* Muahahaha! Abuthen, he turns out to be sooo much younger than I'd imagined. He's even younger than my own parents aitelyu.
Ah Pek's very happy to see us. Not just him. His whole family also welcomed us warmly into their territory. The feeling is like visiting your own uncle during Chinese New Year liddat.
Light Moment 1
Mrs Ah Pek said to me, "Ah Pek is a very good husband and a dedicated father. He has never scolded the girls before yadda yadda yadda..."
"Auntie, are you 'selling' your Ah Pek again ah?" Notty Wennie interrupted.
Mrs Ah Pek replied, "I only got one. If I don't sell him, who else can I sell?" ;)
What a cheeky auntie!
Light Moment 2
"Auntie, how did Ah Pek chase you last time?" We asked Mrs Ah Pek.
Mrs Ah Pek replied, "I'm Chinese educated and he's English educated. To avoid the embarrassing chicken-talk-to-ducks situation, he drew lots of pictures for me!"
"So auntie, what did Ah Pek draw for you last time?" We asked again.
"He drew me lor! My portrait lor." Mrs Ah Pek blushed.
We had another round of laughter after that! ;p
Light Moment 3
"Ah Pek, how come your youngest daughter's eyes are so big and round geh?" I asked.
Mrs Ah Pek quickly chipped in, "Got a story one!"
We all turned to her direction, "What story is that auntie?"
"He bought a lot of Longans for me to eat, that's why our youngest daughter's eyes are so big and round." She replied cheerfully.
Then Tiuniasing kepoh-ed, "Ah Pek, lucky you didn't give your wife eat Lychees or else majiam Titoki liddat can die!!! Wakakakakakakaka!!!"
That guy kena bitch-slapped by me 9 9 on that night!
*Titoki growls*
Ah Pek even invited us to go back to visit him this coming Chinese New Year. He said the dragon fruits in his garden will be ready to be harvested by then!!!
Wanna cum?! :)
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