Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Every girl likes to ask their bfs how special they are and in what ways. Most men will commit the offence by telling them the brutal truth.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Gal: "Dear, can you tell me a bit about your ex, I promise I won't be angry?"
Guy: "I think she is a bit prettier than you, and she is a bit more sporting and outgoing, but of course we cannot compare, I like you because you are special also."

*PIAK*

Have you not heard of the story "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"?

Didn't you learn that all women WANT to be the fairest of them all?

And if you tell your current gf that your ex is a bit-bit prettier than her, do you think she will still smile and give you a kiss?

I am not asking you to lie to her, but do you really need to be so brutally honest?

"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well." -- Samuel Butler

Conversation is an art and not everyone can be a successful artist. The fact is everyone knows how to draw, BUT, not everyone can draw like Vincent Van Gogh. And hence my advice to you is:

Think before you speak.

The following is a list of questions which I think most girls will ask their bfs at some point in their courtship. I have also provided the 'suitable' answers which I think the girls can accept when they hear them.

Gal: "Dear, can you tell me a bit about your ex, I promise I won't be angry?"
Guy: "Well, she is pretty, so are you. Both of you are pretty in your own special way. She is active and outgoing, while you are gentle, quiet and cute like a puppy."

Gal: "But who is prettier?"
Guy: "You are the prettiest in my eyes."

Gal: "Do you love her more or do you love me more?"
Guy: "I only love you now, you know?"

Gal: "Why do you love me?"
Guy: "Love has no reason."

Gal: "Do you think I look fat?"
Guy: "Too skinny is not nice."

Gal: "If both of your mother and I are thrown into the sea and are drowning, who will you save first?"
Guy: "Well, that will never happen because all boats and aeroplanes got life jacket now. And both of you know how to swim."

Gal: "But what if, if it really happened, who will you save first? You can only choose one."
Guy: "I will save our kid first."

Gal: "What if we do not have any kid yet?"
Guy: "I will of course save you first if you are pregnant."

Gal: "What if I am not pregnant?"
Guy: "Don't worry darling, we will not travel together with my mother to anywhere near the sea or beaches."

Gal: "Do you like the dishes I cook?"
Guy: "When I'm hungry, I'll eat anything."

Dear friend, please feel free to post up your gf's difficult questions in the comment box below. I will try my best to answer them for you, but no promises given that she won't slap your face upon hearing it. *Hehe*