Dating Titoki is not for the faint-hearted!

Nowadays the in-thing about dating is:

TOUCHING YOUR DATE BOLDLY AND LEGALLY.

Your beloved Ms Titoki has been 'molested' so many times that she is seriously considering staying celibate for the rest of her life.

This is how it goes...

First, he will guide you to walk straight to the place you guys want to go together.

Then he will abruptly turn and tell you that the exit door is on your right and not the one ahead. So the both of you will have to stop in your track (suddenly may I add) to get the bearing right, bodies turn and move towards the right direction again.

BUT...

In that split second of 'lost', head-scratching, body-turning, dazed and in a wide-eyed confused state, he'll (suddenly AGAIN may I add) move forward from behind, arms ready to hold you from the back and make the bump-cum-catch-you action seems like a gentleman + reasonable thing that is bound to 'happen'.

That's how your beloved Ms Titoki has been 'tricked' into the arms of many many many men time and time again.

Damn it.

Now think of it, it's really KNNCCBNIAMAHFULATNIAPAHJIALAT aitelyu.

Why you men so cheapskate one?! Can't you be courageous enough to ask for my hands directly in my face?! Huh? Huh? Huh?

Stupid monkey act. Feed you lizards' droppings. Squirt cow's milk on your face. Burn your pubic hair. Dig my nose shit and drop it into your drink when you are not looking!