It's not that I don't want a bf, I'm just too fussy can die!!!
The reason why I'm still single until now is because I'm too fussy.
I don't like guys with bad body odour. I don't go out with guys with hairstyle like Donald Trump's. And I don't date guys who speak England powderfool.
I'm sorry. I can't help it. I absofarkinglutely believe that I deserve better.
When come to boyfriends, I prefer Asians over the Mat Sallehs. Why? I really don't know. I guess I'm a racist. I just like Asian men. I'm physically attracted to Chinese, Korean and Japanese only.
But when come to male friends, I prefer Mat Sallehs over the Asians. Why? Mat Sallehs can take jokes and they are not as hyper-sensitive or perasan as the Asian men. And the most important thing is, at a certain level, my thinking is very much the same as theirs. It could be because I went to NZ to further my studies when I was 15.
I think this kindda explains why my dream partner is a forward-thinking man with looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro minus the Asian mentality + male chauvinistic streak.
I can never imagine myself washing, ironing, cooking, and producing babies for a man who expects me to work and contribute my income to 'the family'. And then expect me to do all the household chores at home to serve him, his babies, his dogs, his cats, his cows, his pigs, his parents, his siblings and his long lost relatives if he has any. No farking way I will do all those shite for him.
Thus why my boss derided,
"Titoki, you don't need a man. You use the money I pay you every month to get yourself a toy boy. Then you rape him and get yourself pregnant with his baby. And then dump him and raise the child on your own. It's so farking easy. Just like the Hollywood way!"
Damn. I think he's got a point there.
The worst part is, my mom commented this to us the other day,
"If you girls keep being fussy about guys and relationship, you will turn into stones like The Three Sisters in the Blue Mountains in Western Sydney."
HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOoOooOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I don't like guys with bad body odour. I don't go out with guys with hairstyle like Donald Trump's. And I don't date guys who speak England powderfool.
I'm sorry. I can't help it. I absofarkinglutely believe that I deserve better.
When come to boyfriends, I prefer Asians over the Mat Sallehs. Why? I really don't know. I guess I'm a racist. I just like Asian men. I'm physically attracted to Chinese, Korean and Japanese only.
But when come to male friends, I prefer Mat Sallehs over the Asians. Why? Mat Sallehs can take jokes and they are not as hyper-sensitive or perasan as the Asian men. And the most important thing is, at a certain level, my thinking is very much the same as theirs. It could be because I went to NZ to further my studies when I was 15.
I think this kindda explains why my dream partner is a forward-thinking man with looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro minus the Asian mentality + male chauvinistic streak.
I can never imagine myself washing, ironing, cooking, and producing babies for a man who expects me to work and contribute my income to 'the family'. And then expect me to do all the household chores at home to serve him, his babies, his dogs, his cats, his cows, his pigs, his parents, his siblings and his long lost relatives if he has any. No farking way I will do all those shite for him.
Thus why my boss derided,
"Titoki, you don't need a man. You use the money I pay you every month to get yourself a toy boy. Then you rape him and get yourself pregnant with his baby. And then dump him and raise the child on your own. It's so farking easy. Just like the Hollywood way!"
Damn. I think he's got a point there.
The worst part is, my mom commented this to us the other day,
"If you girls keep being fussy about guys and relationship, you will turn into stones like The Three Sisters in the Blue Mountains in Western Sydney."
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