I was out of words today but that 'cat' named Liucas gave me back my tongue...
I was sent to work with some crazy programmers in the Austin office after my one-week stint in the Headquarters in Sunnyvale.
Look at the pizza box on my table. Can see but cannot eat. Coz it has no pizzas in it. It's my latest project. I'm expected to draw and write rubbish about it, with chapters, labs, and exam questions. But teeecheeer, it's sooo square and 'wood' liddat what to draw/write? Got 0s and 1s inside only. *Sienz* Liucas, how do you draw 0 and 1?
I love the Austin office because we only have guys in there. Imagine if you are a girl and you walk into a room full with guys. Or if you are a guy and you walk into a room full with girls. You get the idea? It makes you feel like Liucas among the cats.
After work, happy hour I likey. Can 'kao' chai. Gwai chai summore. Mom said dun play with fire. But why she lights matches every morning and evening one? Inside and outside the house summore to appease the figurines (her idols) on the cabinet? She said one thing but do another.
Beer is so cheap in the US that my colleagues drink beer is like drink water liddat. Teeeacher, please tell me why life is so unfair one? Why do I have to drink diamond water with no diamond one?!!
Hey Liucas, why my Tex-Mex food looks like your famous cake one? Ptui... YUCK! Apa lu sudah buat?! I BBQ you with that super hot Peri-Peri sauce from that chicken stall then you know!!! *Growl*
Mommy, cham lor, your daughter has fallen in love with Austin, just as serious as Liucas thinks he is a cat.
Ed note:
Sorry guys, the cat got my tongue. I'm a blogger, I'm a writer (by profession), yet I feel that the words have been drained out from my system.
Whooosh. Poof. Gone. Without a trace.
I GUESS I NEED TO EAT SOME FURRY RABBITS & BBQ SOME CUTESY HELLO KITTY. BLAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaHhhhhh!!! MeoooooooowwwwwwwW!!! Hop hop hop...
Woof woof arf woof barf woof woof bark bark howl~~
Mom, how come I feel like a 'Liucas' today?
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