I long time no write disgusting post....

I'm pouring dripping thick, red, bloody Ribena juice down under.

If you don't know what I mean, try imagining yourself having a non-stop nosebleed for 7 days straight in a month. But of course, the REAL bleeding location for women is at 'somewhere' else lah! Duh.

I remember the first time when I had my period, I asked my mom if I will die from the bleeding. My mom laughed until she rolled on the floor left and right.

Then got one time, on the last day of my period (the bleeding subsided but not completely gone), I followed my family to Pulau Redang for holidays. I saw my cousins jumped into the sea so fun liddat, I also jumped without a second thought. They jump, I jump lah!

Then I remembered that my period not yet finished, so I asked my cousin if it's okay to swim in the sea on the last day of your period. And she screamed, "What??! The sharks can smell your blood one. You want to get us killed ah?!"

Her voice was so loud that even the next boat punya people can also hear her. Then out of a sudden, all the kepohchis and kiasi stopped in their track, turned, and swam back to their boat in lightning speed. And they looked at me like I'm going to die from SARS liddat. With contempt.

These people damn sohai can die aitelyu. M'sia where got sharks that attack people one??? The worst case scenario that I can think of in situation like this is that you gulped in a mouthful of seawater that might have my Ribena juice in it... LOL!!!

Anyway, back to my Ribena juice story...

I bet you will think thrice the next time someone offers you a glass of thick, red, bloody Ribena juice during your meal.

Or when you are preparing your favourite Peanut Butter & Strawberry Jam sandwich.

Or when you swim in the sea with the fishes...

Please don't hesitate to recall this post from your memory.

Bon Appetit. *Hiak Hiak Hiak*

Ed note: Darn. I soooo love to write disgusting post like this to annoy people like you.