Love is not for the faint-hearted...
Me: Hello Peter.
PT: Nose bleeding.
Me: What's wrong with your nose????
Me: Too much CSL's sex DVD? LOL
PT: Your profile photo is too hot. CSL made me fall asleep.
Me: Yours hotter. My colleague asked who is the Leng Jai on my screen. I told them you are Nicolas Tse's brother.
PT: Mine got no longkang.
Me: No worries. Mine is KLIA's back-up runway.
PT: Me no more Leng Jai... Uncle liao.
Me: LOL... Uncle also got Leng Jai one.
PT: Uncle Chua Leng Jai or not?
Me: That one is Grandfather. All grandfathers are old and wrinkly.
PT: Hehe.
Me: I have a question. How would a guy feel/think if a girl asks him out for a movie?
PT: Why not?
Me: Will he think the girl is 'cheap' as in she's ASKING him out instead of the other way round?
PT: No lar. Unless the guy likes to think a lot. Or have fantasies with u.
Me: Sure or not. I just want to ask him out as friends only. How should I approach him and not make him feels and thinks otherwise. You know lah. Some guys have ego bigger than their errr... hmm... CARS. LOL
PT: Try this... "Hey... you know this movie 'Batu Pahat Love, Lust & Lost' is currently being screened at GSC... I was wondering if u wanna watch it with me this Saturday?"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA. That's a good one.
PT: So easy kan?
Me: Yep yep yep.
PT: When the baby full moon comes, dun forget to give me the full moon stuff ya.
Me: Waaaa... Where got so fast one?! Keep your fingers crossed lah. Hahaha.
PT: That's why you must go somewhere romantic for dinner. Set the mood. Make babies. So I can expect something in 9 months time.
Me: No need 9 months. End of August got red eggs and ginger eat liao. I'll make him drunk, strip him, film him, and then blackmail him.
PT: If he is rich lar.
Me: Like that must wait another 20 years. Now he's still a Dar Gong Jai. LOL
PT: Unless wanna blackmail him to be your sex slave.
Me: If sex slave only, he untung. He needs to wash, cook, iron, and entertain me oso. Ngaaam mou?
PT: Errr... He or u untung????
Me: Once he kena conned, he has no choice liao.
PT: Good luck. And if he still virgin dun forget to give Ang Pau ya.
Me: WAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKA.
PT: Just remember this... Faint heart will never win any love or something liddat.
Me: Wah. So deep. But upside down liao. Love is not for the faint-hearted lah. ;)
PT: ...
Ed note:
Full moon or no full moon. Dating or no dating. Untung or no untung. There is a Chinese saying goes, "男追女隔层山，女追男隔层纱", which means, guy pursues girl is as tough as being separated by mountains. While girl pursues guy is like being obstructed by a lacey curtain only.
Should a girl hold her 矜持 (geng chee) when comes to dating? Is it wise for her to initiate a date and show her interest towards the guy she likes?
Or, she should stay 'traditional' like a good old Chinese nun and wait and wait and wait like foreeeeever... for the guy to make his first move? What say you?
PT: Nose bleeding.
Me: What's wrong with your nose????
Me: Too much CSL's sex DVD? LOL
PT: Your profile photo is too hot. CSL made me fall asleep.
Me: Yours hotter. My colleague asked who is the Leng Jai on my screen. I told them you are Nicolas Tse's brother.
PT: Mine got no longkang.
Me: No worries. Mine is KLIA's back-up runway.
PT: Me no more Leng Jai... Uncle liao.
Me: LOL... Uncle also got Leng Jai one.
PT: Uncle Chua Leng Jai or not?
Me: That one is Grandfather. All grandfathers are old and wrinkly.
PT: Hehe.
Me: I have a question. How would a guy feel/think if a girl asks him out for a movie?
PT: Why not?
Me: Will he think the girl is 'cheap' as in she's ASKING him out instead of the other way round?
PT: No lar. Unless the guy likes to think a lot. Or have fantasies with u.
Me: Sure or not. I just want to ask him out as friends only. How should I approach him and not make him feels and thinks otherwise. You know lah. Some guys have ego bigger than their errr... hmm... CARS. LOL
PT: Try this... "Hey... you know this movie 'Batu Pahat Love, Lust & Lost' is currently being screened at GSC... I was wondering if u wanna watch it with me this Saturday?"
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA. That's a good one.
PT: So easy kan?
Me: Yep yep yep.
PT: When the baby full moon comes, dun forget to give me the full moon stuff ya.
Me: Waaaa... Where got so fast one?! Keep your fingers crossed lah. Hahaha.
PT: That's why you must go somewhere romantic for dinner. Set the mood. Make babies. So I can expect something in 9 months time.
Me: No need 9 months. End of August got red eggs and ginger eat liao. I'll make him drunk, strip him, film him, and then blackmail him.
PT: If he is rich lar.
Me: Like that must wait another 20 years. Now he's still a Dar Gong Jai. LOL
PT: Unless wanna blackmail him to be your sex slave.
Me: If sex slave only, he untung. He needs to wash, cook, iron, and entertain me oso. Ngaaam mou?
PT: Errr... He or u untung????
Me: Once he kena conned, he has no choice liao.
PT: Good luck. And if he still virgin dun forget to give Ang Pau ya.
Me: WAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKA.
PT: Just remember this... Faint heart will never win any love or something liddat.
Me: Wah. So deep. But upside down liao. Love is not for the faint-hearted lah. ;)
PT: ...
Ed note:
Full moon or no full moon. Dating or no dating. Untung or no untung. There is a Chinese saying goes, "男追女隔层山，女追男隔层纱", which means, guy pursues girl is as tough as being separated by mountains. While girl pursues guy is like being obstructed by a lacey curtain only.
Should a girl hold her 矜持 (geng chee) when comes to dating? Is it wise for her to initiate a date and show her interest towards the guy she likes?
Or, she should stay 'traditional' like a good old Chinese nun and wait and wait and wait like foreeeeever... for the guy to make his first move? What say you?
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