A conversation with a 'guy' friend who came back from overseas recently...
Him: "Hi Titoki, how are you doing?"
Me: "I'm fine, thank you. What about you?"
Him: "Good. Do you know what most Malaysian girls will do on a weekend?"
Me: "Errr... Go out with friends. For meals. Movies. Bowling. Karaoke. Travel. Shopping. Play with dogs, and etc. Why?"
Him: "I met this girl recently. She is cute. But kindda fierce. I don't know how to ask her out. I'm afraid she'll bite."
Me: "Sound interesting. Who is this girl? Do I know her?"
Him: "Yes, you do. It is you."
Me: "Holy cow!" *Bang head on monitor*
This guy is so 高招! He praised and insulted me at the same time:
Ouch... Ouch... Ouch... Ouuuch... OUUuuuCH!!!
I seriously don't know if I should be glad or sad over his honesty and his seemingly innocuous statement. Just like when people tell you that you are cute like Princess Fiona (for girls). Or macho like Hell Boy (for guys).
Will you still agree to go out on a date with him/her?
Ed note: You know what, I think I will. So that I can tell him to his face that he is soooo cute that he reminds me of Shrek. Muahahahaha. That'll serve him right.
Me: "I'm fine, thank you. What about you?"
Him: "Good. Do you know what most Malaysian girls will do on a weekend?"
Me: "Errr... Go out with friends. For meals. Movies. Bowling. Karaoke. Travel. Shopping. Play with dogs, and etc. Why?"
Him: "I met this girl recently. She is cute. But kindda fierce. I don't know how to ask her out. I'm afraid she'll bite."
Me: "Sound interesting. Who is this girl? Do I know her?"
Him: "Yes, you do. It is you."
Me: "Holy cow!" *Bang head on monitor*
This guy is so 高招! He praised and insulted me at the same time:
Cute but... FIERCE
Ouch... Ouch... Ouch... Ouuuch... OUUuuuCH!!!
I seriously don't know if I should be glad or sad over his honesty and his seemingly innocuous statement. Just like when people tell you that you are cute like Princess Fiona (for girls). Or macho like Hell Boy (for guys).
Will you still agree to go out on a date with him/her?
Ed note: You know what, I think I will. So that I can tell him to his face that he is soooo cute that he reminds me of Shrek. Muahahahaha. That'll serve him right.
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