Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Never been so pain in my life, I feel like I'm gonna die soon...

I have been super grumpy, impatient, and annoyed by the slightest Q & A from people around me lately. And my folks wonder why...

Mom: "Titoki, are you coming back for dinner tonight?"
Titoki: "Noeh, I'm woeeerking naaate toneight."

Dad: "Titoki, what's wrong with you?"
Titoki: "Nehre is nan nel-cerrr on my tonnngee."

Mean sister: "What? Pardon me? What did you just say?"
Titoki: "NEHRE IS AN NELCER ON MY TONNGUE! Fark you."

Pardon my language. My patience and my pain threshold were running thin because of this...


So painful liddat can die
Yeap, not one but TWO friggin' ulcers on my tongue. Can you imagine the degree of pain that I've been suffering? You know, the kind which can bring tears to your eyes due to hot burning sensation or soreness. Like rubbing salt on a chopped off finger, a toe, raw flesh, or a bleeding wound. Uh-huh. That's right, that kind of pain.

Since the ulcer outbreak, every morning I wake up to brush my teeth, I feel that kind of PAIN on my tongue. Drink water also PAIN like hell. Chew/swallow food ALSO SUPER teh KNS PAIN like no tomorrow. Even right at this second, as I'm typing, I feel PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN and MORE PAIN. Summore dunno why these few days the people around me suddenly got a lot of Qs to ask me liddat... Nabeh, you think open mouth to talk no pain one ar?!

!#!%$!#%@#$%#!

It really makes me wanna...

ROARKICKNEIGHBOURCATSPUNCHYOURNOSELIGHTFIREONYOUR
PUBICHAIRKICKYOURSHINCUTYOURKUKUSTOMPONITANDFEEDIT
TOTHELIZARDSANDRATSANDLETTHECOCKROACHESFINISHUOFF.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I won't be opening my mouth again until it has healed almost 7788. And during this period, I won't call, answer, or talk. Geddit? If you make me open my mouth or do any of the aforementioned actions, you'll no doubt die fugly. Now go far-far away and let me wallow in self-pity.

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