D.U.M.B.B.L.O.N.D.E

Blondes are dumb. Don’t you fucking dare to argue with me on that statement because I just met one today in my office. Kanineh.

A DB (DumbBlonde) stormed into my room at 9.00AM sharp today...

DB: Hi, I couldn’t print. Can you help?

ME: Hi there, what happen?

DB: I don’t know. I have tried all the PCs in this building, but still, I couldn’t print.

ME: Are there any error messages on your screen when you print?

DB: No.

ME: Have you check if there are any papers in the tray?

DB: I didn’t check. But my friends can print.

ME: Did you send your print job to the correct printer?

DB: Yeah, I think I did.

ME: Did you select A4 paper size for your print out?

DB: Hmmm… Yeah, I think so. *他不很肯定*

ME: Have you check if you have any printing credit left in your account?

DB: Printing credit? *如梦初醒*

ME: Dear, what’s your username?

DB: D.U.M.B.B.L.O.N.D.E

ME: Your print quota is zero at the moment. You may want to consider to top-up your printing balance first before you proceed to print your document again. The top-up counter is located on the ground floor.

DB: Thank you. *脸红到像猴子的see-fart*

ME: You are welcome. *Hehe*


Glossary for the BANANAS:
1)他不很肯定: He is not very sure.
2)如梦初醒: Just realise or "wake up".
3)脸红到像猴子的see-fart: Face red like monkey's butt.