PUHLEEESE give me SURPRISES!!!

I went out for a date with a guy friend recently...

I asked him, "Where are we going?"

He replied, "Where do you want to go?

I blinked my eyes and I looked at him, "Hmmm..."

So I asked again, "Okay, so where are we going for dinner?"

And he replied, "What do you want to eat?"

I double blinked my eyes and looked at him flabbergasted, "Errr..."

I pissed, "So dear, tell me what exactly are we going to do today?"

AND he replied AGAIN, "What do you want to do today?"

Now I’m feeling totally absolutely irritated & completely speechless, "..."

But then I smiled and said to him sweetly, "In that case hor, just send me home and we can eat dog food together."

And he replied, "OK."

Men are morons.