The suckretary

I bet every one of us has met at least one smelly old meanie menopause bitches in our lives before. These not-rich and not-poor bitches tend to walk with their nose touching the ceiling.

And lucky me, I have the luxury to work with one at the moment. She’s the top man’s suckretary. We called her The Last Empress (TLE) behind her back because of the way she dresses and the way she abuses us.

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Trait 1:
TLE will bow to those who are above her sagging breasts and squash on those who are below her stilettos.

E.g. 1:
That bitch never smile at us. But when Tan Sri Dato can’t-remember-his-name-already-because-it’s-too-long stopped by for lunch, she bowed, smiled and followed him like a geeky 13-year-old attention-deficit pubescent school girl!

The funniest thing is, she disregard the old lady who was limping (with a tongkat) behind the VIP and ordered the guard to get her out of the building.

Upon hearing that, the VIP stopped in his track, turned around, gave her a dagger stare and then he said to the guard, "She is my mother. Can you please let her in?" TLE’s face suddenly lit up like a bright red tomato.

What a lesson well learnt for her! We all clapped and cheered in our heart silently!

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Trait 2:
When TLE is under duress, anyone who crosses her path will automatically become her victims. Even if you are a total outsider from the whole saga, she’ll still have her ways to make you involve and make you suffer.

E.g. 2:
When her assignment’s deadline is near, she will routinely call up and bark at these people:

1. Maintenance office - for the flickering light in her room which she claimed gives her the eyesore and thus causing her not able to proceed with her work.
2. Facilities office – for the freezing air-con in her room which she claimed gives her the sinuses and thus causing her not able to proceed with her work.
3. IT department – for the printing device in her room which she claimed is too old and too bulky and thus causing her not able to proceed with her work.

And if these problems are not rectified the instant she lodged her complaint, she is going to yell and kick and pull and anal you all over again. My guys are absofuckinglutely terrified of her.

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Trait 3:
DUMB.

E.g. 3:
Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

TLE: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Real KNNCCBTLMTNSMAHAI like that I tell you!!!

Even a three-year-old has more brain cells than her! GAaaaaahhhhh!!!


Ed note:
1) Baby sis has got a job with BBC. Everyone is happy for her.
2) I'm going to watch the movie She's The Man tonight! Yay!
3) Let's pray for her, a mother of a little girl, to regain her consciousness soon.