Astro has period

Every Saturday @7PM, my sister and I will watch and follow 8TV’s Project Superstar religiously. It has a similar format like American Idol where the viewers at home can vote for their favourite contestants.

Today is the final round. Sis and I were already seated in front of the TV before the show starts. We don’t want to miss any part of it.

At 7PM sharp, when the show was about to commence, a dark cloud loomed above our house and the sky turned gloomy.

Eight minutes into the show, it started to drizzle and my darling Astro looked like this:

The bitch had decided to have period right there and then!

And it was only a few drops of water...

She already gave me the cold shoulder.

Even with my best and powderfool 'equipment' in tow, she still doesn’t want to layan me. "No means no", she said. What a blardy cheebye!

Hey bitch, if it’s not raining outside, do you think I will choose to stay at home, and watch your pimply face?

And darling, do you know that there are so many sweet young things out there begging for my attention these days?

Do you really think that you are so special and extraordinary that I can’t live without you?! HUH?!

Please use your brain to think TWICE first before you decide to act up again, BIATCH.

I can anytime disown you, cut off your expenses and let you rot in the drain.

And here are my last words: