You are my fuck-less friend
I'd been overbooked last weekend. Now all my limbs are wobbly and my body aches like I'd been working 48 hours straight in a port with no sex.
So what exactly did I do last weekend?
Nope, you can never ever fuck your best friend. No matter how cute his/her bust/butt is. Because once fucked, the friendship will be spoilt and gone. Friend will become fiend. That's why you can only stare from afar and drools like this fella here.
I know you are going to argue that all relationships start from friendships. Yes, maybe you are right. But then, in my opinion, some friends can only stay as friends only. Not buts and definitely no fuck.
Why?
Because once you get to know someone too well, i.e., how your friend likes to pick his/her nose when no one is looking and all the intimate details of his/her life which you shouldn't have known, you will start to "see" your friend in a slightly different light-shed. (Yes I judge, so do you. At least I got the guts to admit it. Bleh.) This will become the ultimate trigger of your decision that this friend of yours will and can forever stay as your friend only.
Some very smartarses will try to hide their ugly side from you in the very beginning but then don't forget that shitty things will never go unnoticed, especially if you have an OBSERVANT friend like me. And please don't forget that I have a metal umbrella which can clean and clear your chronic constipation for you in no second. All shit will sure come out one. Wanna try? *Hehehe*
I confess that sometimes I do feel very very very tempted to explore and go into a deeper relationship with my guy friends who have very cute butts. But when you think about the shit that comes with it, it is going to make you wince and make you want to join your same species without having a second thought.
Maybe guys will not consider such facts and dwell on such details too much, i.e., whether the girl is compatible with you or not, or, whether she is the right one for you or not. That is because guys don't think with their heads, they think with their dickheads. As long as the girl is fuckable, she'll do just fine.
If things are as easy as cooking and eating Maggi mee, it's not going to hold your liking long. You will get bored with it very quickly because Maggi mee is the suckiest food in the world after McDonald's. I hope you get what I mean laa. *wink wink*
Friendship is superlative when emotion is not attached. Until the day I can LIVE with your disgusting manners and weird antics, you are forever mybest fuck-less friend.
So what exactly did I do last weekend?
- Watch movie with friends.
- Go shopping with friends.
- Dine with friends.
- Drink with friends.
- Catch up with old friends.
- Make new friends.
- Fuck a friend.
Nope, you can never ever fuck your best friend. No matter how cute his/her bust/butt is. Because once fucked, the friendship will be spoilt and gone. Friend will become fiend. That's why you can only stare from afar and drools like this fella here.
I know you are going to argue that all relationships start from friendships. Yes, maybe you are right. But then, in my opinion, some friends can only stay as friends only. Not buts and definitely no fuck.
Why?
Because once you get to know someone too well, i.e., how your friend likes to pick his/her nose when no one is looking and all the intimate details of his/her life which you shouldn't have known, you will start to "see" your friend in a slightly different light-shed. (Yes I judge, so do you. At least I got the guts to admit it. Bleh.) This will become the ultimate trigger of your decision that this friend of yours will and can forever stay as your friend only.
Some very smartarses will try to hide their ugly side from you in the very beginning but then don't forget that shitty things will never go unnoticed, especially if you have an OBSERVANT friend like me. And please don't forget that I have a metal umbrella which can clean and clear your chronic constipation for you in no second. All shit will sure come out one. Wanna try? *Hehehe*
I confess that sometimes I do feel very very very tempted to explore and go into a deeper relationship with my guy friends who have very cute butts. But when you think about the shit that comes with it, it is going to make you wince and make you want to join your same species without having a second thought.
Maybe guys will not consider such facts and dwell on such details too much, i.e., whether the girl is compatible with you or not, or, whether she is the right one for you or not. That is because guys don't think with their heads, they think with their dickheads. As long as the girl is fuckable, she'll do just fine.
If things are as easy as cooking and eating Maggi mee, it's not going to hold your liking long. You will get bored with it very quickly because Maggi mee is the suckiest food in the world after McDonald's. I hope you get what I mean laa. *wink wink*
Friendship is superlative when emotion is not attached. Until the day I can LIVE with your disgusting manners and weird antics, you are forever my
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