Just like old times...
Sorry guys for the lack of updates because I have been busy running around at home NAKED. Mom, dad and sis went to a dunno-what-name-already island somewhere in Terengganu for a vacation.
And thus when the cats are not around, the mouse comes out to play. Yay!!! ;p
I invited a few friends (from high school) to my house for dinner on Saturday night and to catch up on old times. Bubbly Sally was one of the guests too. Without her presence to tell us the chronicles of men that lust after her, a get-together would not be a get-together anymore. That bitch looks 18 years old every year, especially her 'approach' and 'attitude' towards life. (BTW darling, that's a compliment, okay?!) *Hahaha*
I served them some homemade pasta, potatoes salad, coleslaw and roast chicken. The latter I bought from Jaya Jusco because it's not an easy task to 'clean up' a dead bird for human consumption, okay? So I cheated, lei chui meh?! Blerk.
*TITOKI shakes her bum bum at you (_|_) (_\_) (_|_) (_/_)(_|_)*
And sorry again, no pictures for you to drool at this time around because sis has borrowed my camera for the trip. But I managed to snap this using my Sonny's Erection:
Patrick was a n00b in screwing and un-screwing!!! And the joke was that it got stuck because the 'old maid' got a tight cheebye. *Wakakakaka*
Who said matured professionals do not talk dirty?! You wouldn't believe that they are the same bunch of consultants, managers & directors who mind-fuck you and your company during business hours on weekdays. And these individuals are my high school friends. Heh. ;p
Anyway, it's always good to meet up with your old school pals once in a while to loosen up and talk dirty a bit. They will always accept, love and embrace you the way you are. Just like old times...
(Stop exhausting your brain cells already
because you wouldn't be able to see or guess which one is me!!!)
Ed note: Actually, I have many things to write and blog about today but my head is throbbing like your lanjiao being spiked by the little blue pill called Viagra. I'm having a terrible migraine at this very moment. I need some tender loving care and a good night sleep. Can someone please sing me a lullaby? PLEASE?
And thus when the cats are not around, the mouse comes out to play. Yay!!! ;p
I invited a few friends (from high school) to my house for dinner on Saturday night and to catch up on old times. Bubbly Sally was one of the guests too. Without her presence to tell us the chronicles of men that lust after her, a get-together would not be a get-together anymore. That bitch looks 18 years old every year, especially her 'approach' and 'attitude' towards life. (BTW darling, that's a compliment, okay?!) *Hahaha*
I served them some homemade pasta, potatoes salad, coleslaw and roast chicken. The latter I bought from Jaya Jusco because it's not an easy task to 'clean up' a dead bird for human consumption, okay? So I cheated, lei chui meh?! Blerk.
*TITOKI shakes her bum bum at you (_|_) (_\_) (_|_) (_/_)(_|_)*
And sorry again, no pictures for you to drool at this time around because sis has borrowed my camera for the trip. But I managed to snap this using my Sonny's Erection:
Who said matured professionals do not talk dirty?! You wouldn't believe that they are the same bunch of consultants, managers & directors who mind-fuck you and your company during business hours on weekdays. And these individuals are my high school friends. Heh. ;p
Anyway, it's always good to meet up with your old school pals once in a while to loosen up and talk dirty a bit. They will always accept, love and embrace you the way you are. Just like old times...
(Stop exhausting your brain cells already
because you wouldn't be able to see or guess which one is me!!!)
Ed note: Actually, I have many things to write and blog about today but my head is throbbing like your lanjiao being spiked by the little blue pill called Viagra. I'm having a terrible migraine at this very moment. I need some tender loving care and a good night sleep. Can someone please sing me a lullaby? PLEASE?
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