You must read this if you don't want to be bitch slapped by her

Dear class,

From today onwards, there will be no more nice and sweet little Ms TITOKI for you. And you may say bye bye to her now.

She will be replaced by her twin, a.k.a The Evil Ms TITOKI:

Please be warned that any fucktard who crosses her path and/or who happens to fall into any one of the following categories will be bitch slapped by her until your mother also cannot recognise you:

1. Stupid comments will be SINGLE bitch slapped.
2. Irrelevant-to-the-topic comments will be DOUBLE bitch slapped.
3. Long and windy comments will be TRIPLE bitch slapped.
4. Anonymous comments will be QUADRUPLE bitch slapped.
5. Trying-hard-to-be-funny comments will be PENTUPLE bitch slapped.
6. Trying-to-lecture-me comments will be HEXTUPLE bitch slapped.
7. Flaming comments will be SEPTUPLE bitch slapped.
8. Insulting comments directed at me will be OCTUPLE bitch slapped.
9. Insulting comments directed at my friends will be NONUPLE bitch slapped.
10. Insulting comments directed at my family will be DECUPLE bitch slapped.

In summary, you may put down your comments only if they are:

1. Mature.
2. Relevant to the topic.
3. Short and precise.
4. Accompanied with a name, an email, a face or a blog.
5. Witty or with a GOOD sense of humour.
6. Non-opinionated.
7. Polite.
8. Non-insulting to me.
9. Non-insulting to my friends.
10. Non-insulting to my family.

Understood?
(Whoever shakes their head will be bitch slapped!)

Any questions?
(Whoever raises their hands up will be bitch slapped too!)

If no questions, then class dismiss!