Wednesday, June 14, 2006

So lame can die!

1. I don't think you people, (middle-aged MALES, especially those less than 165CM in height), really know how to sayang a woman. You guys get all hype over a seat because you are confident that you can win it from me because you are just slightly half a step nearer to it?! So lame can die. Why not you go cut off your KKC to become a girl HUH?! I'll sure let you sit on it one.


2. I don't think you people really read every single word written by her and her. You guys get all hype over them because their photo-shopped pictures are readily available online for you to ogle and wank at. So lame can die. Why not donate your energy to do some charity HUH?! Stoopid!


3. I don't think you people really enjoy reading KennySia.com nowadays. You guys get all hype over him because you just want to be the first to witness his naked KKC head without the skin. So lame can die. Why not cut your own KKC first HUH?! It'll definitely be faster than waiting for his lanjiao head to emerge from the lard! Yuck!!! So gross!!!


4. I don't think you people really enjoy or watch the game called football. You guys get all hype over it because it's an opportunity for you to bet and gamble away your money. So lame can die. Why not you donate your extra money to the needy (i.e., TITOKI) HUH?! *Bwahahahaha*


5. I don't think you people really care what FIFA World Cup Fruitballs are all about. You guys get all hype over it because of the words FIFA , World Cup and BALLS. So lame can die. Why not hang two watermelons in front of your groin HUH?! Really got BALLS laa liddat!!!


6. I don't think you people really know what a papaya farm is. You guys get all hype over it because this guy told you that a papaya farm looks like this. So lame can die. Why not you show me how a BANANA farm looks like HUH?! TNS!!!


7. I don't think you people really want to eat or count how many grains are there in a LORMAIKAI. You guys get all hype over it because it has a COCK and a ticket in it. So lame can die. Why not donate your energy to count how many strand of hair that I have on my head HUH?! It'll definitely be more productive than counting grains. *Wakakakaka*


8. I don't think you people really know or care what 11:11 is all about. You guys get all hype over it because this guy tells you crappy stories about 11:11. So lame can die. Why not you tell me what is 0:1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10 is all about HUH?! What crap!!!


9. I don't think you people really know ME at all. You guys get all hype over my posts because you are dyslexic and you habitually misinterpreted every single word that I wrote in here. So lame can die. Why your folks give you a brain but you never utilise it one HUH?! KNN!!!


10. This one is specially dedicated to KW for being so crea-liu-a-tive:
I don't think you people really know what liu liu liu liu liu liu liu is all about. You guys get all hype over it because of liu liu liu liu liu liu liu and liu liu liu liu liu liu liu said liu liu liu liu liu liu liu. So lame can die. Why not you also liu liu liu liu liu liu liu HUH?! Liu Nia Seng ar!!!


So now it's your turn to be crea-liu-a-tive and tell me something crap-liu-py!!! ;p The most crea-liu-a-tive and most crap-liu-py person can come watch Cars with me this weekend!!!