It takes two to tango
Ed note: This post is specially dedicated to my mom, my dad and all the happily married couples out there...
It started with a diamond ring in his hand with him uttering the sweetest lyrics she had ever heard in her life, "Will you marry me?"
Choked with happy tears she nodded her head and gave a whisper "Yes."
His eyes glittered. He held her hand and planted a feather light kiss on it. He inserted the wedding band into her ring finger.
They fixed their eyes upon each other and he kissed her deeply and passionately on the mouth... Awww...
So romantic hor? You want me to replay the scene for you?!! Just say YES laa, I know you want it, so here goes:
Guy -> Diamond -> Girl -> YES -> Raba, Raba -> Muacks, Muacks, Muacks!!!
Okay, ENOUGH already, now let's jump to the honeymoon part (who doesn't like a good fuck?!):
So after the wedding, the couple went to Maldives for somesun sand surf beach mind-blowing SEX...
"Honey, got mosquitoes bite me wor... Red jor." The wife said with a soft sigh.
"Oh come darling, let me see see? Hai wor red red jor wor. Let me kiss kiss and it will be okay in no time!" Replied the horny husband.
They then proceeded to fuck like a pair of horny rabbits on the beach!!!
(Use your imagination laa!)
Okay, now let's fast-forward to the '7-year itch':
2 boys and 1 girl later, the wife's body has become out of shape. Ooops, I mean her body is in shape. (Round is a shape.) And the husband has suddenly become very hard-working at work and his reason being is that he needs to 'train up' the newly hired seXcretary on how to take some of his 'load' off for him. *wink wink*
"Lou gong, come back for dinner tonight, I have cooked your favourite roast pepper chicken..."
"Cannot. Very busy."
"Lou gong, next week is our wedding anniversary, can we..."
"Cannot. No time."
"Lou gong, we long time no intimate liao, tonight can we..."
"Cannot. Too tired."
"This cannot, that also cannot. I want a divorce!"
"Can. When?"
"Lei jork farn ar?!" ("You wanna die issit?")
*PUNCH PUNCH KICK KICK SMACK SMACK WHACK WHACK WHACK on the husband's head!!!*
Another 20 years have passed:
The kids have already grown up. The husband has retired and he is damn 9 free at home these days. Two of his favourite past times are surfing porns and reading blogs, i.e., TITOKI'S SECRET DIARY... *Hehehe*
"Lou por, I want to eat roast pepper chicken tonight!"
"Cannot. Bird flu."
"Lou por, next week is our wedding anniversary, can we..."
"Cannot. Need to babysit Benjamin and Melanie."
"Lou por, we long time no intimate liao, tonight can we..."
"Suey Gong, lei jork farn ar?! SO OLD ALREADY STILL WANT TO INTIMATE?!"
Another round of *PUNCH PUNCH KICK KICK SMACK SMACK WHACK WHACK WHACK on the head!!!* ;p
Sometimes we should not forget to pause, turn around and see if our partner is on the same track with us or not. Because busy, self-centered and self-absorbed people like you and me tend to forget the hands we once held and the vows we once made before the Lord. :) Let's turn around and give our loved ones a hug today.
Choked with happy tears she nodded her head and gave a whisper "Yes."
His eyes glittered. He held her hand and planted a feather light kiss on it. He inserted the wedding band into her ring finger.
They fixed their eyes upon each other and he kissed her deeply and passionately on the mouth... Awww...
So romantic hor? You want me to replay the scene for you?!! Just say YES laa, I know you want it, so here goes:
Guy -> Diamond -> Girl -> YES -> Raba, Raba -> Muacks, Muacks, Muacks!!!
Okay, ENOUGH already, now let's jump to the honeymoon part (who doesn't like a good fuck?!):
So after the wedding, the couple went to Maldives for some
"Honey, got mosquitoes bite me wor... Red jor." The wife said with a soft sigh.
"Oh come darling, let me see see? Hai wor red red jor wor. Let me kiss kiss and it will be okay in no time!" Replied the horny husband.
They then proceeded to fuck like a pair of horny rabbits on the beach!!!
(Use your imagination laa!)
Okay, now let's fast-forward to the '7-year itch':
2 boys and 1 girl later, the wife's body has become out of shape. Ooops, I mean her body is in shape. (Round is a shape.) And the husband has suddenly become very hard-working at work and his reason being is that he needs to 'train up' the newly hired seXcretary on how to take some of his 'load' off for him. *wink wink*
"Lou gong, come back for dinner tonight, I have cooked your favourite roast pepper chicken..."
"Cannot. Very busy."
"Lou gong, next week is our wedding anniversary, can we..."
"Cannot. No time."
"Lou gong, we long time no intimate liao, tonight can we..."
"Cannot. Too tired."
"This cannot, that also cannot. I want a divorce!"
"Can. When?"
"Lei jork farn ar?!" ("You wanna die issit?")
*PUNCH PUNCH KICK KICK SMACK SMACK WHACK WHACK WHACK on the husband's head!!!*
Another 20 years have passed:
The kids have already grown up. The husband has retired and he is damn 9 free at home these days. Two of his favourite past times are surfing porns and reading blogs, i.e., TITOKI'S SECRET DIARY... *Hehehe*
"Lou por, I want to eat roast pepper chicken tonight!"
"Cannot. Bird flu."
"Lou por, next week is our wedding anniversary, can we..."
"Cannot. Need to babysit Benjamin and Melanie."
"Lou por, we long time no intimate liao, tonight can we..."
"Suey Gong, lei jork farn ar?! SO OLD ALREADY STILL WANT TO INTIMATE?!"
Another round of *PUNCH PUNCH KICK KICK SMACK SMACK WHACK WHACK WHACK on the head!!!* ;p
Sometimes we should not forget to pause, turn around and see if our partner is on the same track with us or not. Because busy, self-centered and self-absorbed people like you and me tend to forget the hands we once held and the vows we once made before the Lord. :) Let's turn around and give our loved ones a hug today.
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