Monday, July 24, 2006

BREAST?! What BREAST?!

Okay guys, you are all fucktards. That MNG changing room picture is to distract your attention only. And I have succeeded in misleading you again. Muahahaha.

So, I met up with two guy friends for Dead Man's Chest on Friday night. And allow me to give them full credit for being able to grab 3 Pirates tickets within such a short time frame. It was a less-than-24-hour notice from me to be precise. And isn't THAT what we called the prowess and advantage of being a lady? Ahem. A pretty one I mean. ;p

And errr... Neo, how did you know that I was in Cineleisure on Friday? Were you there too? Why didn't you say hi? HUH? HUH? HUH? ;)

Nonetheless I do know that SOME bloggers were in the same vicinity singing K when I stepped out from the cinema around 11.30ish that night. So close yet so far... Ahaks.

Anyway, let's go back to my movie date topic today. My two guy friends bought me drinks. But I didn't drink any. Why? Not that I don't trust them (I've known one of them for more than 10 years already). It's just that I'd been drilled (by my mom and dad) not to accept ANY drinks from ANYone since I was young. On top of that I carry my own water supply everywhere I go. ;) So if one day if I do agree to go out with you, please remember not to buy me any drinks because you will be wasting your money only. And please don't ask me to share my drinks or food with you because I just won't. The reason being is that I do not eat people's germ, i.e., your saliva. Understood?

On another note, The Curve is a nice place. It has plenty of pubs, restaurants & parking lots when compared with places like 1U and Bukit Bintang. It is obviously trying to model the success of Bintang walk in KL. But unfortunately it has no effects on me or whatsoever. I for one don't frequent pubs or do club-hopping. I do not like to sit around to see or to be seen. Maybe that's why I am still single until today. I am a practical cynic and YES, I do stereotype. I don't believe that you can find Mr Right/Ms Right in places like that, just like you can never find good a husband/wife material in a casino. All good girls and good boys don't get sober. Enough said.

As for the Pirates 2 movie itself, it is like a two and a half hour long preview of Pirates 3, which is due to come out next May only. 10 months away to be exact. Awww... SUX. I feel short-changed already. But the Dead Man's Chest is really good. The islands, the pirates, the Black Pearl, the Kracken and the mouth-to-mouth between Keira and Johnny... are simply orgasmic. And my dear friends, please never ever underestimate what a woman can 'DO' to you. *wink wink* Our beloved Captain Jack Sparrow has learnt his lesson well in this instalment. ;)

Last but not least, I'm eyeing the Lady in the Water NEXT. Who want to be my tickets runner date now? *Hiak Hiak Hiak*