Thursday, December 07, 2006

Dear Santa... (Part 3)

Dear Titoki,

My favourite time of the year is almost here again and I can't wait for Christmas Eve! My little elves have been so busy over the past few weeks and right now they are loading up my sleigh with hundreds of sparkling new toys.

Mrs Claus and I have read and checked my list twice and we noticed that your name is at the top again. As a special treat I am going to make your house in KL one of the first ones I visit.

In your letter, you have asked for:

1) An Apple Nano, and,
2) Increase your 'cup' size.

You are such a thoughtful girl. The items which you have requested are readily available in North Pole here. HO~ HO~ HO~

Enclosed are:

1) Two freshly plucked RED Nano apples from my garden.
May has one but you've got TWO!!! *winks x 1*

2) Two magic Santa Cups from my wardrobe. One size fits all! *winks x 2*

Mrs Claus said that by giving you two apples, we can kill two birds with one stone. First bird, you want Apple Nano, you've got Apple Nano. Second bird, insert the apples into the Santa Cups and wear it like a bra, lychees will also look & feel like apples. *winks x 3*

Well I best get going as Mrs Claus is calling me for my dinner. So stay sweet and I will come back to see you next year.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Lots of Love,
Santa Claus

P.S., Lucky the elves have found out and informed me early that your lychees are ngaam ngaam the size of their palms. Or else I wouldn't have known what kind of 'cup' to give it to you.

Ed note:
Sorry for the late update because Titoki bei Santa kek sei & bei the elves jar lan dou!!!


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